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iAwareables Holiday Gift Edition December 2006
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[Note: We mail this E-Borne newsletter 4x/year +/- to friends, colleagues and suspecting customers of record. If we have mistakenly included you in this mailing, or you wish to be removed from our subscriber list, please refer to end of the newsletter for instructions. We'll miss you, but we promise to honor your request.]
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Dear friends and colleagues,
 It's
Kringly time again, occasion for our annual
crassly-commercial Holiday Edition - a timely reminder
to delayed responders that the shopping bell doth toll
for you'th and you'rth. Specials sales, stuffers and
eradications abound this year...so Whatever your
DNA dictates for family, friends and colleagues, we've
got you covered. Be fearless in your festiveness!
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1. ONLY $18,920. IF YOU CAN FIND THEM!
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THE "TWELVE DAYS OF XMAS" `AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE
$18,920. That's what the "TWELVE DAYS" will cost
you this year, up 3.1% from 2005. Blame it on pesky
labor costs for those "lords a leapin, pipers pipin" etc.
And then there's the minimum wage for
sheparding. . .
Rejoicez-vous! There's Zero inflation on the IA front.
Here's a potpourri of our Awareables newbies, along
with some just-in-time, screamin' deals on silk.
Have Fun.
Click Image for Human Genome, Bird
Flu,
Mold/fungi
and Antibody
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2. TESTOSTERONE - and OTHER SPECIALS!
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Legal hormones for less than $30!? Must be a
misprint!
 
Click Images for Testosterone and
Specials
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3. ERADICATING SOME CONTAGIOUS CULPRITS
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IF ONLY. . .
 We've done our part.
Last vestiges of chlamydia, rocky mountain spotted
fever, herpes, hantavirus, measles and colonies of
other classics. Preposterous prices. Very limited
supply, get 'em before they disappear
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4. GERM FREAKS UNITE!
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The perfect sinus and stocking stuffer.
Click Image for The Germ Freak's
Guide
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5. BIONOTES. SENTIMENTS A `SCRIBBLIN
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NOW WHERE'D I PUT THAT INK WELL. . .
Reach back, connect with your cursive. Six designs,
you pick the combo.
Click Image for
BioNotes
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6. MY DOOM. SAFER. CHEAPER. HANDSOMER.
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MACS NEED NOT APPLY
For the computer geek in your life. Better on silk
than phishing around in Your Documents!
 
Click Images for My
Doom
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7. AND DON'T FORGET: CHARITY NAVIGATOR DOT ORG
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Helping you give it away with confidence. A great
resource for identifying the good guys, i.e. the
non-profit charities that see to it your contributions
go to where you intend them - i.e. towards program
services, not to administrative or marketing costs.
www.charitynavigator.org
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AND SO...TO OUR FRIENDS AND 'PHILES DURING
THIS '06 HOLIDAY SEASON, MAY YOUR SLEIGHS BE
WING-ED, AND YOUR FRUIT CAKES BE LOST IN
TRANSIT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!
Awareably yours,
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team
Infectious Awareables Copyright 2006 Infectious Awareables, Inc. Please feel free to pass this Ezine along to your friends. All we ask is that you keep it intact and forward it in its entirety. NOTICE: To subscribe to the IA newsletter: www.iawareables.com/a_main.htm
Phone:
818.990.6264
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