Do you want to be a schmoe or a hero?
Greetings!
This weekend, the card aisle at CVS will be a shambles and rotten with last-minute shoppers, forgetful significant others, under-prepared schmoes.
You have a choice to not be that schmoe.
Don't be the dweeb who buys the very last heart-shaped box full of cheap chocolate. You know, the box with the slightly dirty wrapper and the ugly fake flower in disarray because it was shoved to the back of the shelf since they stocked it just after Christmas, but it's the only one left because you waited until now to get it together.
Don't be the one to purchase the very last Ziggy Valentine's card. That's not going to do you any good.
Get your spouse, cuddlebug, best friend, mom, whomever, a gift certificate for a massage. Because they're worth it. (And you're better than that Ziggy card.)
Yours,
Bonus: it's easy for you. Click here, purchase instantly online, email to recipient or print it out. Slap a ribbon on it and you're done. (Or skip the ribbon, nobody cares about the ribbon anyhow.) |
