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Yankel was depressed last night so he called Lifeline.
He got a call center in Pakistan.
He told them he was suicidal.
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Dear Rabbi
Here is the dating paradox: Why are all the good guys already taken? Why are my friends' husbands all such wonderful people, and the guys I meet all seem to be missing something?
Answer:
It's not that the good guys are taken--it is that a "taken" guy is more desirable. Loving and being loved brings out the best in us. So a guy in a relationship does have something that the available guys are missing--someone to love.
A painting will always look better once it is framed and hung on the wall. A couch is far more attractive in a home than in a showroom. And people are more beautiful when they have found love. The human soul is only truly itself when it has opened up to someone else.
When we love someone, we are more alive. Our feelings are more vivid, our sensitivity is heightened and our personalities flourish. When we are loved by someone, we feel more confident and free, content and complete.
We can share love with our family and friends, but until we find our soulmate we are only half a person. It is when man and woman come together that they are the image of G-d, they are complete.
You can't go furniture shopping in someone else's living room. And you can't compare the guys you date to your friends' husbands. A complete person doesn't need you. A half seeking their missing half does.
Feel your halfness, and recognize the halfness in another. Then you'll find there are plenty of wonderful guys out there. One is waiting for you. Without you, he's only half the guy he could be. |
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The Children of Israel multiply in Egypt. Threatened by their growing numbers, Pharaoh enslaves them and orders the Hebrew midwives, Shifrah and Puah, to kill all male babies at birth. When they do not comply, he commands his people to cast the Hebrew babies into the Nile.
A child is born to Jocheved, the daughter of Levi, and her husband, Amram, and placed in a basket on the river, while the baby's sister, Miriam, stands watch from afar. Pharaoh's daughter discovers the boy, raises him as her son, and names him Moses.
As a young man, Moses leaves the palace and discovers the hardship of his brethren. He sees an Egyptian beating a Hebrew and kills the Egyptian. The next day he sees two Jews fighting; when he admonishes them, they reveal his deed of the previous day, and Moses is forced to flee to Midian. There he rescues Jethro's daughters, marries one of them - Zipporah - and becomes a shepherd of his father-in-law's flocks.
G-d appears to Moses in a burning bush at the foot of Mount Sinai and instructs him to go to Pharaoh and demand: "Let My people go, so that they may serve Me." Moses' brother, Aaron, is appointed to serve as his spokesman. In Egypt, Moses and Aaron assemble the elders of Israel to tell them that the time of their redemption has come. The people believe; but Pharaoh refuses to let them go, and even intensifies the suffering of Israel.
Moses returns to G-d to protest: "Why have You done evil to this people?" G-d promises that the redemption is close at hand. |
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The story of this week's Parshah (Exodus 1:1-6:1) begins with the enslavement and bitter bondage of the Israelites in Egypt. In spite of the back-breaking oppression, the hardship and humiliation, the Jewish people would be forged in the fiery furnace of exile.
Jewish women, in particular, are given much of the credit for our eventual deliverance. In the merit of the righteous women of that generation was Israel redeemed from Egypt (Talmud, Sotah 11b). The most important contribution of the women then was that they were prepared to bring children into the world despite the most impossible living conditions. Furthermore, it was they who encouraged the men to raise families during their slavery. The Talmud recounts how the women would soothe their husbands in the fields, charming and easing them into intimacy. Through their dedication was a generation born.
And today? There is no bondage and little suffering in our lives. Our biggest hardship is paying the mortgage, tuition fees, and fixing the transmission in the second car. Even those among us who struggle financially live far more comfortably than any of our forbears. But we have been so conditioned--make that brainwashed--by a societal value system and media manipulation, that anybody with more than three children is positively primitive and, oh so crude.
Everyone knows that the very first commandment in the Bible is Be fruitful and multiply and all of us are called upon to build and populate the world. But the argument goes that this only applied in the beginning of time when there was Adam and Eve and a handful of others, but today we suffer from overpopulation, hunger and poverty. Well, everyone also knows that overpopulation is not a problem in affluent countries and communities. And we also know that hunger could be alleviated if there was an equitable global food distribution program. Having another kid in California isn't really going to cause starvation in Bangladesh.
Certainly from a Jewish perspective, we Jews are grossly under populated. We have still not replaced the one third of our nation wiped out in the Holocaust. By now, we should have been far more numerous. Sure, our numbers are depleting because of assimilation but also because we are having smaller families. Jews seem to take the two per family rule more seriously than most. If anything, we can claim a dispensation from Zero Population Growth on the grounds that we are still making up our losses. Besides, chances are we won't be turning to the United Nations or the World Bank for their assistance. If necessary, we will help ourselves.
Then there is Israel. Let's face it: a factor which exacerbates our difficulties in the Middle East is that Palestinians have more children than Israelis. If every Israeli family had one more child we wouldn't be so dependent on massive Aliyah numbers from around the world.
Isn't it expensive to have a big family? Without doubt, more mouths to feed, clothe and educate means a bigger family budget. But it is also a question of priorities, allocations and making choices. A family vehicle instead of a luxury car is only one example of how larger families manage. At the end of the day, we trust in G-d and really do believe that with every new child comes a new blessing of sustenance from Hashem to help us raise that child.
Over the years, on many occasions I have heard women past menopause say they wish they had had more children. How many famous actresses have been busy with their careers and when they were finally ready to start a family, it wasn't easy. Their own biological clocks ticked away while they were playing other people's lives on screen.
My wife and I have, thank G-d, been blessed with a large family. Over the years, we have been on the receiving end of many jokes and snide remarks. With incredulous, wide eyes people asked my wife, how many children do you have?! Her stock answer? One of each. I can well appreciate the Rabbi who got tired of all the dirty looks at his kids. Wise guys would challenge him with questions like when are you going to stop! His reply? When I hit Six Million! End of discussion.
So if you're feeling broody, go for it. If you want to bring yourself many beautiful blessings (not to mention grandchildren) for many years to come, have another child. Don't be intimidated by convention, cynics, or even your mother in law! Plan a larger family. It'll make you larger than life and give you much satisfaction and nachas--for life.
Our grandmothers in Egypt were heroines. Their faith built a nation. May we do our share and, please G-d, we, too, will be redeemed.
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Thank you to all those who have responded so generously to our end of year matching campain.
Now is your chance to help Chabad and thus help thousands of lives we touch throughout the year!
December is a time for you to consider your year end contributions in order to maximize your tax benefit. Check with your accountant, sometimes it is possible to give dollar for dollar to your local non profit (e.g. Chabad of Sunny Isles) instead of Uncle Sam (not that we have anything against Uncle Sam).
Last week Chabad of Sunny Isles Beach received a $25,000 matching pledge to help us end the year without a deficit!
However there is a condition: It is for the month of December only!
Today with only 1 week left to the year, I turn to you and ask you give generously. With your help, Chabad can end 2007 and start 2008 with a strong financial backing.
Here are some ways you can make your tax-deductible contribution:
2.Via mail - PO Box 601364 NMB, Florida 33160
3. Transfer stock - Apprciated gains can be transfered pre sale without you needing to pay capital gains on the appreciated stock.
4. Donate property or vehicles.
Please remember: Along with our continued growth at Chabad, our budget has grown. Our vital work can only continue with great help from people like yourself, our most valuable assets, our partners. Every penny of local money goes right back in our community. I thank you in advance for your support.
Shabbat Shalom
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