The Competition Is Complete!

• Login and click on "Goals & Data Submission" to submit your results. Your results for this round and all previous rounds must be submitted by 11:59PM on Friday.
  
  
• You may also report your results by calling 1-877-881-0085 or by giving your log sheet to your team captain, who can enter results on your behalf.
  
  
• Final Team Standings will be published next week and announced by email.
  

Greetings!

Congratulations, you did it!

Together, you and your colleagues have just completed your challenging 10-week fitness campaign. In the near future the lucky winners of the fabulous prizes will be announced, so this is your last chance to ensure that you and your team are eligible! Log in now or call us with your results!  And, please encourage all of your team members to submit their progress by 11:59PM on Friday night.

As you submit final results over the next few days, we hope you feel the same sense of pride and accomplishment that we do. What we have achieved together is simply remarkable in size and scope.

Of course, even though we have reached the end of this challenge, our journey toward a healthier lifestyle has just begun. But for now,let's celebrate this terrific success.
 
We wish you and your team a joyous holiday season and look forward to stepping it back up in 2010!
 
And last, but not least...some humor:

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
 
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
 
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
 
4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
 
5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
6. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
 
7. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
 
8. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
 
9. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
 
10. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
 
11. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
 
12. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
 
13. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
 
14. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
 
15. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?


Yours in Health,
Cleveland Clinic Employee Wellness