Round One Is Complete!

• Login and click on "Goals & Data Submission" to submit your results. Your results for Round One must be submitted by 11:59PM EST on Tuesday.
  
  
• You may also report your results by calling 1-877-881-0085 or by giving your log sheet to your team captain, who can enter results on your behalf.
  
  
• Team Standings will be published on Wednesday and announced by email. Good luck to your team!

Greetings!

Welcome to Round Two of Shape UP & Go! Only eight short weeks to go before we cross the finish line. More than 4,000 employees in 400 teams are working together to make this our best challenge yet, It's inspiring to watch your teamwork in action!

We hope you are inlcuding more fruits and veggies in your meals - use the online tracker we made available to you and remember to healthy Go! Foods options  in our cafeterias. Your body is your temple, so take care of it!

As long as we're focusing on the biological marvel that we are - it's time for some little known facts about the human body! We offer no proof of their truth or accuracy, having culled them from an online comedy forum. They are some nifty tidbits of information solely for your amusement. <source:www.comedy-zone.net>

• On average women blink nearly twice as much as men.
• On average a baby's heart will beat about 60 million times before it is born.
• It has been estimated that 17% of human beings are left handed, which is roughly the same percentage for gorillas and chimpanzees.
• If you are right handed you tend to chew on the right hand side of your mouth and if you are left handed you tend to chew on the left hand side of your mouth.    
• Two out of five American women dye their hair.              
• The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning the light off.
• The average human being will accidentally eat about a pound in weight of insects over the course of a lifetime.
• Right handed people, on average, live nine years longer than left handed people!
• In England the chance of a woman having twins has doubled since World War II. At this rate every pregnancy will result in twins by the year 2060!
• On average 15% of people secretly chew their toenails.
• If a man farted non-stop for six years and nine months and then lit it he would produce an explosion equal to the power of the first atomic bomb!

Now that we have your attention, are you ready for our Joke of the Week?  It was sent to us by Kristine Goad at Independence Regional Health Center:

Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding..............?

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.  We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend?

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up...oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend, he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish...
 
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass and a few Pike."

He said "But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you?"

You'll love the answer.

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".

"NEVER, NEVER, NEVER try to outsmart a woman!!! "

Keep up the great work, keep the jokes coming, and most of all keep smiling!
send your jokes to youdocs@gmail.com.

And please send us your success stories, team photos (come on, start submitting them - we'll share them in the newsletters!), and suggestions to support@shapeupandgo.org.  Keep up the great work, and look for us again next week!



Yours in Health,
Cleveland Clinic Employee Wellness