You are now at the halfway point of your twelve-week team challenge! Go Cavs! (That's not a Cleveland Clinic team that I know of....) To mark this milestone, meet with your team for a healthy meal or lunchtime walk. Working together maintains motivation. There's no time for pausing -- in just six short weeks you can celebrate together at the finish line!

Everywhere, we see Cleveland Clinic employees walking, eating healthy, and exercising at the fitness centers together. Shape Up & Go! is hopefully part of your day. We've heard from some about how this program has changed your life. At the midpoint of the competition, we'd like to invite you to share your personal story. Email us a quick note (support@shapeupandgo.org or youdocs@gmail.com) to describe the changes you've made over the past six weeks and your plan for success during the next six--and beyond.

And now for the joke of the week... we'd like to thank runners up Doris Ruthrauff and Ann Stephenson, and now two-time winner (she gets another, but different, YOU book), Diane Woods!

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It wasn't locked, so they entered and found the old 2-seater desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.'

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up.  Not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, Sally counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him; he's getting senile."

The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One of the FBI agents said, "Tell us the story,...from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday......"

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."


Yours In Health,
The Cleveland Clinic Employee Wellness Team
support@shapeupandgo.org

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