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Elvis' Birthday Bash this Saturday!! This Saturday is Elvis' birthday. If he were alive today, he'd be 76 years old, weigh 545 lbs and be addicted to meth (however, his hair would be perfect and his sideburns would still be in style)In honor of this legenday occasion, we're having a very special bash at the Can:
- All our bartenders will be wearing sweet Elvis gear (i.e. fat-Elvis studded jumpsuits)
- $100 bar tab to the best-dressed Elvis impersonator
- FREE fried peanut butter & banana sandwiches (Elvis' favorite)
- Anyone dressing as Elvis gets their first drink free and then happy hour prices all nite.
We will also have a special running of the Saturday Nite Vibrator Races featuring the following contestants: - Suspicious Hinds
- Poke Sal & Annie
- Return my Blender
Naturally, we'll play a bunch of Elvis music, drink til our blue suede shoes are filled up and then pass out and die on the toilet at bar time. Please join us in this liver-punishing adventure. Sardine Can Calendars are out!!
Our 1st ever Sardine Can Calendar is out!!! All the hot chicks that you've drooled over when they served you drinks (and had absolutely no shot at) will be featured. The calendar is $20 and includes coupons worth $70 of free drinks at The Sardine Can. Biggest no-brainer since we voted Feingold out!!!
Here's the cover. Guess which bartender of ours likes to bite the can.
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