The Sardine Can Bar 
Downtown, Green Bay, WI
"Always Packed"
visit our killer website at www.thesardinecan.com

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 Update

Former Sardine Can bartenders missing!!!

Have you seen these men!?!?

Davebrooks
Dave Brooks
(also answers to
Sweetboy or Brothaaaa)



Last sighting:  We have a solid lead that Dave  frequents Snips and Giggles Child Beauty Salon in De Pere, WI

LedinShaveBallsTshirt
Jason Ledvina
(also answers to Led,
Special Led or Dumb Cunt)


Last sighting: Bed Bath and Beyond diaper changing station


Both these bartenders were Sardine Can favorites.  However, once they had kids, they disappeared and nobody has seen them since.  Our many requests to have them do guest appearances have been intercepted.  Or ignored.  We can only assume they have been kidnapped by sober, mature people.  A damned outrage - this cannot stand!!!

Please report any sightings of Dave or Led to us at:
boyd@thesardinecan.com


 


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Upcoming Events

Upcoming Bands:

Wed, Dec. 15th: Shaker & The Egg

Wed, Dec. 22th The Chris Hansen Band

(Chris plays his cock like a banjo for 3 hours.  No cover!!)

Cycling Santas Bar Hop

Saturday, December 18th
Cycling Santa 2008

We meet at the Sardine Can at 6 pm.  Bring a crappy bike decorated with lites, tinsel, wreaths, etc.  Dress like Santa, an elf, slutty Santa's helper, etc.  We barhop downtown on bikes starting at 7.
Bring a fully functioning liver and lots of ones for the titty bar.

Oh, and leave your dignity at home.  You won't need it.


Photos from past Cycling Santas can be seen here:

Cycling Santa 2009

Cycling Santa 2008


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Alumni Club Xmas Party
Saturday, December 18th


11 am to 6 pm.... $1 Dom. Tap, $2 Rails, $3 Calls
Free Dom tap from 5- 6 pm
We are also giving away a flat screen TV!!!



Sardine Can Calendars are out!!
Our 1st ever Sardine Can Calendar is out!!!   All the hot chicks that you've drooled over when they served you drinks (and had absolutely no shot at) will be featured.  The calendar is $20 and includes coupons worth $70 of free drinks at The Sardine Can.  Biggest no-brainer since we voted Feingold out!!!

Here's the cover.  Guess which bartender of ours likes to bite the can.

Calendarcover

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Good photos from the last two weeks:
flyboysfromSanDiego
Marine fighter pilots (Death Rattlers stationed in San Diego) that did the flyover at Lambeau for the 49er's game enjoying a shotski with Amanda. 

nicetits
Everything is bigger in Texas.  Including boobies. Thanks to our friends from west Texas for this
 photo and for partying with us all weekend
at The Can

vbratorrace
    Vibrator race fans enjoying Race #1 on 49ers'   
   weekend.  This race featured:

Lane 1: 49er's like it in the Hinder
Lane 2: San Francisco Treat
Lane 3: I Left my Hard-on in San Francisco
 

To see all recent photos go here:

Recent Photo Gallery



                                                                 

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This week's best:


Quote of the week #1:
"Never wake a sleeping woman. 
 Then she will be awake"
                      - An unknown but wise man


Quote of the week #2:
"Tickets for the Viking-Giants game that
 was moved to Detroit are free to
 the public although scalpers say they can
 get at least twice that" 

                       -Jason Gay in the WSJ


T-shirt of the week:

"Control your drunk bitch"

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Lazy worthless chain-smoking tip-whores working this weekend are:

Friday nite:    
Happy Hour:   Angie S.
Late nite:        Rubi, Amanda, Amber

Saturday nite: (Alumni Xmas Party)
Day shift:        Jen W., Melanie
Late nite:        Robin, Angie S., Angie L.