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Upcoming Bands:
Wed, Dec. 15th: Shaker & The Egg
Wed, Dec. 22th The Chris Hansen Band (Chris plays his cock like a banjo for 3 hours. No cover!!)
Cycling Santas Bar Hop Saturday, December 18th
We meet at the Sardine Can at 6 pm. Bring a crappy bike decorated with lites, tinsel, wreaths, etc. Dress like Santa, an elf, slutty Santa's helper, etc. We barhop downtown on bikes starting at 7. Bring a fully functioning liver and lots of ones for the titty bar.
Oh, and leave your dignity at home. You won't need it.Photos from past Cycling Santas can be seen here:Cycling Santa 2009Cycling Santa 2008--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Alumni Club Xmas Party Saturday, December 18th11 am to 6 pm.... $1 Dom. Tap, $2 Rails, $3 CallsFree Dom tap from 5- 6 pmWe are also giving away a flat screen TV!!!Sardine Can Calendars are out!!
Our 1st ever Sardine Can Calendar is out!!! All the hot chicks that you've drooled over when they served you drinks (and had absolutely no shot at) will be featured. The calendar is $20 and includes coupons worth $70 of free drinks at The Sardine Can. Biggest no-brainer since we voted Feingold out!!!
Here's the cover. Guess which bartender of ours likes to bite the can.
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Good photos from the last two weeks:
 Marine fighter pilots (Death Rattlers stationed in San Diego) that did the flyover at Lambeau for the 49er's game enjoying a shotski with Amanda.
 Everything is bigger in Texas. Including boobies. Thanks to our friends from west Texas for this photo and for partying with us all weekend at The Can

Vibrator race fans enjoying Race #1 on 49ers' weekend. This race featured:
Lane 1: 49er's like it in the Hinder Lane 2: San Francisco Treat Lane 3: I Left my Hard-on in San Francisco
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