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Downtown, Green Bay, WI
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Wednesday, December 1st, 2010 Update


Chris Hansen plays naked in charity golf outing!!

Loses bet and whips it out in Houston, TX!


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Every November Sardine Can co-owners Chris Hansen and Boyd Konowalski head down to Houston for a charity golf outing hosted by their former roomate and now big-shot radio personality John Granato. 

This year, Chris was handicapped by a broken wrist (masturbation accident) that only allowed him to hit putts.  When his usual team was stinking it up in the scramble (only 1-under thru 5 holes), Chris threw down the gauntlet and said:

"You guys stink.  10-under is a shitty score and you guys won't even sniff that.  If you make it to 10-under, I will play an entire golf hole naked."

Well, his team immediately birdied the next 8 holes and ended up 12-under.  Chris disappeared into the bushes and came out naked.   Due to some quick texting by Boyd, he immediately had a large crowd to tip his cap to. 

The whole thing was damn funny to us Cheeseheads, but apparently we are no longer welcome at that golf course and somebody shit on our rental van in the parking lot!!
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If you want to see all the photos of Chris playing naked talk to Zim.  He has them on his phone. 







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Upcoming Events

Upcoming Bands:

Wed, Dec. 1st: Shaker & The Egg

Wed, Dec. 8th: The Mulligans


Calendar Release Party this Friday!!

Our 1st ever Sardine Can Calendar is out!!!   All the hot chicks that you've drooled over when they served you drinks (and had absolutely no shot at) will be featured.  The calendar is $20 and includes coupons worth $50 of free drinks at The Sardine Can.  Biggest no-brainer since we voted Kagen out!!!

Here's the cover.  Guess which bartender of ours likes to bite the can.

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Cycling Santas Bar Hop

Saturday, December 18th
Cycling Santa 2008

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Good photos from this past weekend:

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To see all recent photos go here:
November 2010 Photos

   To see the great Halloween photos go   here:  Halloween 2010 Photos



                                                                 

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This week's best:


Quote of the week:
"To be clear - I didn't call you a cunt.  I said you should stop being cunt-ish."

                           - Zim


T-shirt of the week:
"Everybody loves Pound-n-Beaver"

 -the Beaver Trading Post, Pound/Beaver, WI

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Lazy worthless chain-smoking tip-whores working this weekend are:

Friday nite:     (Calendar release party)
Happy Hour:  Jen, Melanie
Late nite:        Rubi, Amanda, Angie

Saturday nite: ("Pabst be With You" promo)
Day shift:        Jamie
Late nite:        Rubi, Robin, Angie, Zim, Boyd