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Packers Update:
Packers defeat VIkings 28-24
Best Brett Favre signs seen at the game:
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Enjoy.
Who the hell are the Bolts?!?!??? Just kidding. Now that I've gotten your attention, listen up BOYS! Enough with all this back and forth name- calling, F-bomb dropping, homeless people mentioning bullshit. I am here to set the record straight. First off, I must say I have to side with Charger on this one (which is weird because I rarely disagree with Boyd -usually because he steals my brilliant ideas to begin with)-there isn't shit to do in this town. Yes Charger you are correct-there is more to do in San Diego than in Green Bay. You have the zoo, the
ocean, great restaurants and bars, a variety of live entertainment daily, a thriving
metropolitan area, great shopping, constant concerts, perfect weather etc.
However, there are also 7 days in a week and if Green Bay had beautiful weather year-round and was seated next to an ocean with a plethora of things to do on any given day there
would STILL be 70,000 people on a waiting list for tickets. In fact, the waiting list would most likely be longer seeing as most people in this shit-weather town hate going to cold weather games, so that in itself would up the ante. Do all
that other shit Monday through Saturday-Sunday is for football and beer!!
Let's just look at this from a purely mathematical standpoint shall we? Both stadiums
(ours being named after a football legend, yours a mediocre phone company) each seat around 70,000 people (ours actually seating a few thousand more-I'm
just saying). Green Bay's population is 100,000 with another 300,000 in the
suburbs; that means Lambeau Field can seat roughly 17% of Green Bay's residents.
San Diego has a population of 1.3 million with another 2.8 million in the suburbs-
that's 1.7% !!!!! You're telling me that 2% of San Diego can't go to a fucking football game on a Sunday afternoon!!! Holy Jesus what kind of town do
you live in? Wisconsin may suck but at least our parents taught us values!!
I take back what I said before-I don't agree with you, your town sucks. The homeless
people are probably passing up tickets too-disgraceful. I'd rather live in this crappy town and go to some stellar football games with my winter gear on and sit next to someone I know and vacation in San Diego than live there and drink by myself
with my foam lightening bolt hat on sitting next to my pride.
No wonder San Diego
is spanish for Shit-hole town with no real American football values and no bragging
rights when it comes to anything sports related so we may as well go to the beach
and build a sand castle with a moat to cry our tears into, or something like that-I
don't know, I don't speak spanish very well.
Anyway, have a great weekend
Charger. Talk to you soon but don't call me on Sunday. I will be at the game with everyone else (including people from around the nation who travel great distances just to come to a Packers game) and won't be able to hear you over the cheers in the stadium. Bring a sewing pin to your game and drop it. When you hear it hit the ground, think of me. |
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Good photos from this past month:
Our good friend Jen checking if this guy's kilt was authentic. IT WAS.
Amber Golden with the fighter pilots who did the flyover at Lambeau
Our good friend David Lynam, drummer for the rock band Lynam, getting some love from Sardine Can bartenders before the Viking game. We just put up tons of photos from October. To see them all go to this link:
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This week's best:
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Chewy: Call my wife and tell her I'm not ready to come home yet.
Zim: Why don't you tell her yourself. She's sitting right next to you.
T-shirt of the week:
#1) Brett Favre: The only NFL quarterback ever to record his own sack.
#2) World's Greatest Lover (if speed is important to you)
Spoof Newspaper Headline: Segway founder perishes when he drives a Segway off a cliff. All new Segways will have a warning label that reads "May cause death if driven off a cliff"
Bumpersticker of the week:
My other clunker is a President!!
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Lazy worthless chain-smoking tip-whores working this weekend are:
Friday nite:
Happy Hour: Jen, Amber
Late nite: Briana, Ashley, Leslie, Angie
Saturday nite (HALLOWEEN!!)
Day shift: Fran
Late nite: Angie, Robin, Amanda, Zim, Boyd
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Fence Painter Guy is a Tool
If you are as sick of the Fence Painter as we are, join the "Fence Painter Guy is a Tool" facebook page here:
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Halloween Bash this Saturday!!Halloween is the best holiday of the year:
1) No relatives to deal with
2) No presents to buy
3) No church to attend
4) Girls use the occasion as an excuse to
dress like a slut
5) You can wear a costume and nobody knows
who you are
6) You can stalk a girl's house and they just
think you are looking for some candy
Come to think of it, Halloween should occur 365 days a year.
We'll have a costume contest at 11. Shaker and the Egg band plays all night (no cover) and our bartenders will adhere to the slutty costume tradition.
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| Alert!! Alert!! Alert!! |
Sardine Can 2011 Calendars Available Next WeekOur first-ever calendar showcasing the
hot girls we have working at the
Sardine Can comes out next week.Cost: $20 (However each month has a coupon for a free drink, so essentially, it's free. Biggest no-brainer since Bill Clinton cheated on his wife)Here's the cover for your viewing pleasure. Guess which bartender of ours has these great lips?
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