Johnny Fish sends in some smack!!
Boyd recently had a party at his cabin on the bay and our special guest writer Johnny Fish showed up and penned this recap:
You
know you have a great party going when:
-The
women at your party love to use the "C" word.
-A
girl shows up who wishes her last name was "Golden Hand Job"
-Your
guests mix their vodka with bay water when you
run out of 7-Up.
-you
can only get cell phone reception by resting your phone on some dude's
testicles. (actually that's a sign of a bad party)
-The
fishy smell rolling off the bay reminds you of your last date.
-Your
neighbors booze with you all day so you can booze with your friends all
night.
Victor-isms:
The
countries of Europe according to Victor are:
1) Lithuania
2) Germany
3) Italy
4) France
5) Spain
6) Jewish
Best
Comeback of the party: Jay: Victor, How many Jews are in the country of Jewish?
Victor: I don't know. Ask Jesus Christ.
Question
of the week:
If Amber Golden marries Reggie Bush and hyphenates her last name, what
would her name be?
