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The Devil adds to his resume of drinking disasters
Our good friend, "THE DEVIL", aka the "hardest drinking man in America" added a few more embarassments to his long list of drinking debacles. Every time you think you've made an ass of yourself after too much boozing, take heart with these stories and you'll feel like a Mormon.
In the past month The Devil has:
1) Been arrested for being drunk in public. Again. This makes 3 times in three months. The kicker is that it was the day of his step-daughter's junior-high graduation.
2) Been cut-off and thrown out of his in-law's house for drinking too much and then bribing a 13-year-old relative to bring him rum hidden in some coffee. Then he proceeded to parade around in some teenage girl's underpants. Summary: Ejection.
3) Forced into retirement by the fire department he worked for. When you call in sick twice on the same day and it just so happens YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCHEDULED TO WORK THAT DAY - the boss gets a little pissy.
And the best Devil story yet (admittedly, this was not recent but it's too damn funny not to mention):
He was tossed out of a concert for being too rowdy.
The band: Air Supply.
You can't make this shit up.
More Devil stories in future updates unless he's locked up permanently or suffers liver failure.
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Sardine Can
Golf Outing 2010
Monday, July 12th
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Our annual golf outing/boozefest/Hometown Vets benefit bash will be Monday, July 12th. It's going to be massive this year with over 50 teams. Look forward to seeing you all there and at the pre-party on Sunday, July 11th.
Lost ball FOUND!!! at Sardine Can Golf Outing
To see all the photos from last year's event, click on this link:
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Lazy worthless chain-smoking tip-whores working this weekend are:
Friday nite: Briana, Angie, Tara, Charli
Saturday nite: Angie, Vanessa, Charli, Leah
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Bands outdoors in the Tiki Bar every Wednesday (Farmer's Market) and Sunday (for the hell of it) afternoons.
ALL SUMMER. No cover.
Upcoming Gigs in July
July 7th: Shaker & the Egg
July 11th: Daddy D Band
July 13th: Shaker & the Egg
Tiki Bar Photos the last couple weeks:
 
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This week's best:
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Comeback of the week #1:
Zim: Could I get a Sweet Tea Vodka and lemonade?
Vanessa: Is that for you or your vagina?
Comeback of the week #2:
Boyd: I am drinking like a Shriner!
Chewy: Well, you're old enough to be a Shriner.
Comeback of the week #3:
Zim to some hottie: Could I get your number?
Hottie: I don't give my number to guys in bars.
Zim: Well, let's walk out to the sidewalk then.
Comeback of the week #4:
Zim to some whiny bitch who complained about every song he played: Here's two dollars..... go stick it in the jukebox and play whatever the hell you want!!!
Whiny bitch: Where's the jukebox?
Zim: At the Whitedog Roadhouse across the street!!!
Bumpersticker of the week:
Somebody give Obama a blowjob so we can impeach him!!!
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Chris Hansen runs
home naked!!!
After drinking too many cocktails recently, Chris was smart enough not to drive his car home. Boyd drove him and when they were a couple blocks from his house, Chris yelled for Boyd to pull over. Chris promptly jumped out of the car, stripped naked, said "I got it from here" and took off running toward his house.
Boyd being a complete bastard quickly got out his camera and shot a video of this grievance offense to the senses. When he wasn't laughing too hard, he actually caught some good video (lost Chris for a while, but then found his white ass bobbing down the middle of the street). We post this video soley to embarass Hansen. And to get our web stats up.
Check it out in our Video Gallery at this link:
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