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Vibrator Races to feature Movie Theme
This Memorial weekend's vibrator races will be on Sunday nite and feature vibrators named after famous movies.
The racing form will read as follows:
Race 1
1) Dude, where's my whore
2) Lord of the Cock Rings
3) Pearl Harbor Necklace
Race 2
1) Eyes Wide Shut (Legs Wide Open)
2) Womb Raider
3) Journey to the Center of the Pussy
Race 3
1) Sick Degrees of Penetration
2) School of Cock
3) Ocean's Eleven Inches
Races will begin about 10:30 (unless Boyd's drinking shots, then you never know).
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Sardine Can
Golf Outing 2010
Monday, July 12th
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Our annual golf outing/boozefest/Hometown Vets benefit bash will be Monday, July 12th. We already have 44 teams but have room for a few more. As always, we'll have the pre-party the day prior on Sunday, July 11th.
Lost ball FOUND!!! at Sardine Can Golf Outing
 Check out that table of prizes we have against the wall!!!
For a sign up sheet, just email Tara at: Tara Hansen
To see all the photos from last year's event, click on this link:
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Lazy worthless chain-smoking tip-whores working this weekend are:
Friday nite: Leslie, Tara, Chris, Vanessa
Saturday nite: Briana, Angie, Leslie
Sunday nite: Chris, Vanessa, Boyd, Fran
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Bands outdoors in the Tiki Bar on Sundays from 4-8 pm (no cover):
May 30th: Snook (Reggae, funk)
June 6th: Unity (Reggae)
June 13th: Daddy D Band
June 20th: Unity (Reggae)
June 27th: Augie & the Sand-witch Factory
July 1st (Thursday): Unity (Reggae)
Also, every Sunday we will be serving Bennie's Smokin' Hot Ribs with baked beans and coleslaw. We start cooking at 6 am outdoors and begin serving at noon.
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This week's best:
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Quote of the week #1:
From our good friend Chris Eddins, drummer for the world-famous Velcro Pygmies who recently got married:
I haven't been able to make myself say "I DO", yet, but I am practicing. What comes out is "I DO, assuming you don't turn into some kind of mega-bitch who sucks every ounce of fucking life out of me."
Comeback of the week:
Brett to some hottie in Chicago: "I would like to bring you home to mom & dad"
Hottie: "You're so old your mom & dad are dead!!"
T-shirt of the week:
Photo of Obama kicking a football and underneath it says: "Four and out!!"
Actual campaign sign for a candidate in Birmingham, AL who definitely has our vote:
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Zim crushes two girls in rumpshaker contest this past weekend!!!
A couple of "wanna-be Zims" thought they could out-shake the master this past Saturday nite at the Sardine Can. All three got on the bar and Zim crushed them via voice-vote (just before he quit while yelling "stop the music, I'm tired!!!"). For video of this ass-kicking while ass-shaking, visit our video gallery link at:
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