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New Feature:
The Devil's Daily Debacle
We have a firefighter friend in Los Angeles who we all agree is the heaviest boozer we know. If James Brown is "the hardest working man in show business" then this guy is the "hardest drinking man in the booze business". For privacy purposes, he shall remain nameless, but those who have met him know why we has earned the nickname "The Devil".
We like to sit around and trade Devil stories because it makes us feel better about the times we've made asses of ourselves after hitting the bottle too hard. Then we thought, why keep them to ourselves? This is good shit. So, we decided to start a new feature known as "The Devil's Daily Debacle" that will appear in every newsletter so you all can feel better about your boozing.
In the last few months the Devil has:
1) Been arrested twice for being
drunk/passed out in public.
2) Blown a .289 in jail. AFTER he had
been passed out for 8 hours.
3) Called in sick for work twice.
ON DAYS HE WASN'T EVEN
SCHEDULED TO WORK.
One day, he called in sick TWICE ON THE SAME DAY. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon.
4) Essentially been forced into
retirement because he's become
such an annoyance at work.
5) Came home hammered and forgot that contractors were putting a new floor in his bathroom. Promptly went thru the floor and got stuck in the joists. Knocked out the drywall on his downstairs neighbor's ceiling and ripped their lighting fixture off the ceiling. Had to call a friend to get him out. Pissed himself while hanging there.
6) Pisses himself in public on a regular basis. Now he wears "adult diapers" whenever he boozes (essentially all waking hours).
7) Got married. We shit you not. That poor woman. Should be a sign in the kitchen that reads "We now interrupt this marriage for drinking season".
8) Been 86'd from everybar in three different beach towns. Also been tossed from an entire cruise line.
The man truly is a menace. But the stories are great so we want him to keep drinking. Hope you feel better about yourself after reading this. See you at your intervention.
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Sardine Can
Golf Outing 2010
Monday, July 12th
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Our annual golf outing/boozefest/Hometown Vets benefit bash will be Monday, July 12th. We already have 40 teams but have room for a few more. As always, we'll have the pre-party the day prior on Sunday, July 11th.
The girls show how to properly grip a club
 Watering of the greens is key
For a sign up sheet, just email Tara at: Tara Hansen
To see all the photos from last year's event, click on this link:
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