Sardine Can
Golf Outing 2010
Monday, July 12th
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Our annual golf outing/boozefest/Hometown Vets benefit bash will be Monday, July 12th. As always, we'll have the pre-party the day prior on Sunday, July 11th. Put it on your calendar and get your team entry in early so you aren't left out like some douches were last year when all the spots filled up. In case you are on the fence about entering, here's a couple photos from last year's event to help you make up your mind:
We would have actually included a photo that shows a golf club but who the hell wants to see that??!!!
To see all the photos from last year's event, click on this link:
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Sardine Can Alumni Club
Specials this Month
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Monday - $1 tappers
Tuesday - Buy 1 get 1
Wednesday - $3 Captain & Cokes
Thursday - 8-9 pm drink free (excludes shots)
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| Family Weekend at The Can |
Now that many of our employees have families they're willing to admit to, we're considering the idea of a family weekend at the Sardine Can.
Demonstrations and activities would include:
1) Ladies pole dancing - keeps mommy looking
good
2) Lingerie fashion show - again, keeps mommy
looking good
3) Breast feeding demonstration - for those of us
hungry for a nice set of mommy's mammies.
4) Sexy Babysitter - you can never be too careful
with childcare. A sexy babysitter feels better
about herself AND your pride and joy.
5) Dangerous liquids - keep cans of Pabst in front
of all dangerous liquids. Hopefully Junior will
choose the colorful Pabst can versus the Drano
bottle. Or even worse the pussy-blend Bud
Light.
6) Schlitz therapy session - deal with potential
post-partum the natural way.
7) In-house Stripper Chef demo - give your wife a
break from the kitchen with a spatula toting,
scantilly clad college co-ed
8) Topless Laundry demo - again, give mommy a
break with a young hotty doing the laundry in a
kiddie pool full of suds!!
9) School time - why not have junior learn his
ABC's from an aspiring actress dressed as a
sassy school girl?
More details and a firm date in future emails......
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| Upcoming Events |
St. Patrick's Day:
We open at 10 am and the weather looks great so we'll have the Tiki Bar open for the first time this year!! Green beer and all that garbage. Ahh, summer in the Tiki Bar............
Irish Joke of the week:
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Seriously, it could happen!!!
Friday, March 26th: Pat & Augie Band
9 pm, no cover. These guys not only hold the record for biggest crowd ever to see a band at our dump when they played a month ago, it was one of the biggest crowds we've had EVER. Wall-to-wall with a line out the door last time they played. So, get there early for a prime spot.
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This week's best:
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Bumper Sticker of the Week:
Hunting and sex are both just a function of equipment size and technique
Comeback of the week:
Boyd: "Hey Chewy, how come you're not coming to the Cub game with us on May 15th?"
Chewy: "The Cubs will be out of it by then"
Joke of the week:
The ultimate rejection is when you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores
slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday:
Briana, Ashley, Chris
Saturday:
Angie, Ashley & Boyd
Vibrator Races at 10:30 pm
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Weetacon 2010 Invades Sardine Can
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The Annual Weetacon bash invaded the Sardine Can on March 6th and as usual, they partied super hard. Keeping a cab on-call at the front door was a stroke of genius. This years event included people from 14 states and Canada, many of whom had never been to Green Bay before. We could regale you with cheeky comments about their partying abliities, but the two videos we posted in the Sardine Can's video gallery tell you all you need to know. Check them out here: Weetacon 2010 Videos
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| Latest Press |
Bud Light gets permission from The Sardine Can to use the term
"The Can" in their commercials.
Because the Sardine Can is now famous world-wide and is often affectionately known as "The Can", Bud Light attorneys contacted us and asked for permission to use the term "The Can" in their latest Bud Light Lime commercial. Of course we're collecting handsome royalties for allowing this (translation: a 12-pack). Check out their latest commercial honoring "The Can" on
YouTube at this link:
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