| Sardine Can 4-year Anniversary is Thursday, Feb. 11th!! |
LAST YEAR'S 3-YEAR DEBACLE.... Somehow, someway, this dump has managed to avoid bankrupcty, health inspection shutdown, employee revolt and two owners drinking away the profits for four years now. How do we celebrate this fact: by giving the bar away!!
We'll give free t-shirts to the 1st 100 people, free domestic tap beer from 5 to 8 and hot bartender chicks in skimpy/slutty attire (maybe even an ugly dude too - see above).
Hey nobody said we had any business sense. But in our defense, we have managed to outlast these local businesses:
Five-Six, Krispy Kreme, Perry's Cherry Diner, Kar's Bar, HipCats, The Drink, The Bomb Shelter, Animal House, Major Tom's, Cub Foods, Steve Boyer Construction, The Boston Store, The Stein, The Voo, Hat Racks, Hanrahan's Pub, The Peppermill, Timber Lodge, Oxfords Pub, Cheffetta's, Confetti's, Tryst, Ink, Linen's n Things, Circuit City, Donna's Gifts, Maloney's Pub, The Velvet Room, Keeter's Pub, Ponderosa, Ben Franklin, Max n Erma's, Walden Books, Gadzooks!!, Sam Goody, Pier 64, blah, blah, blah. Trust us, it's mostly luck. And lots of Johnny Cash.
In paying respects to those past places, please remember that there are some local establishments that were here long before The Can and will rightfully be here long after we're gone. We visit these places often and recommend that you do too:
The Body Shop (Wed nite is amateur nite!!), Van Boxel's Bar, Escapades, Kroll's, C-Street, Cropsey's and last but not least - Shoots!!!
HOPE TO SEE YOU AT OUR 4-YEAR BASH.
Here's a sample photo from last year's debacle. To check out all the photos go to: 3-YEAR BASH

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Join the Alumni Club!!
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The Alumni Club is a great deal: $25 gets you a year-long membership, Alumni Club sweatshirt, special Club parties and most importantly, happy hour prices all the time on weekdays. We sold out last year, so get in to the Can and get your membership ASAP.
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Sardine Can Alumni Club Specials this Month
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Sunday - $3 Bloodies and $4 pitchers (domestic) Monday - Buy 1 get 1 FREE Tuesday - $1 tappers (domestic) Wednesday - Drink FREE 8-9 (excludes shots) Thursday - Buy 1 get 1 FREE and free hot dogs ---------------------------------------------
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_______________________________ This week's best:
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T-shirt of the week: Ask me about our drinks for blowjobs program.
Quote of the week #1: I envy people who drink - at least they know who to blame everything on. - O. Levant
Quote of the week #2: My grandmother is 80 and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday: Jen W (happy hour) Ashley, Leslie, Jen K (late nite)
Saturday: Boyd, Angie & Zim (Winterfest & vibrator races too!!!)
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