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Sat Dec. 26th... Championship of our "Push to the Pink" Vibrator Tournament!!!
We are down to the last two contestants:
Lickity Stiff and Fully Metal Jackoff!!!!
They face-off tonight to decide the champion.
The race will be at about 11:30 pm once the crew gets back from our Cycling Santa Pub Crawl.
Saturday, Dec. 26th
"Cycling Santa" Pub Crawl
(See sidebar for details - always epic)
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This Week's Smack "I never drink anything stronger than gin for breakfast"
- W.C. Fields
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money"
- P.J. O'Rourke
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza"
- Dave Barry
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This week's best:
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T-shirt of the week:
Come to the South Pole for Christmas!!! (arrow pointing down)
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores
slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday:
Briana, Charli, Chris
Saturday:
Angie, Vanessa, Charli
- Vibrator Race at 11:30
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