Cycling Santa 2009!!!
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Our annual Cycling Santa Pub Crawl (aka Santarchy) will take place on Saturday, Dec. 26th. Meet at the Can in your Santa/elf/slutty Santa helper costume at 6. Bring a crappy bike. We start the pub crawl at 7. Above is a photo from the start of last year's crawl. You can see all the photos at: CyclingSantaPhotos
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Vibrator Bracket Update
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Our 1st Annual "Push to the Pink" Vibrator Tournament is underway with three rounds already in the books. Lots of people got knocked out in the early rounds by picking the funniest names which didn't fare well. Scoring of the brackets will be as follows:
Round 1: 1 point
Round 2: 2 points
Round 3: 4 points
Round 4: 6 points
Final Round: 8 points
Tiebreaker (if necessary): Largest penis (men) or areola (women)
The only remaining players with a shot at a prize are:
Wendy G. 29 points
Severin G. 23 points
Tyler S. 21 points
Randy178 20 points
Greg V. 20 points
Elise M. 16 points
Disco D. 13 points
Matt Clark 13 points
Note: All other people no longer have any vibrators alive in the Final Four
1st place is $200 cash
2nd place is $100 cash
3rd place is a 12-pack of Hamm's
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Join the Alumni Club!!
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The new Alumni Club sweatshirts are in. The Alumni Club is a great deal: $25 gets you a year-long membership, Alumni Club sweatshirt, special Club parties and most importantly, happy hour prices all the time on weekdays. We sold out last year, so get in to the Can and get your membership ASAP.
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This week's best:
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T-shirt of the week: Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
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Sardine Can Alumni Club
Specials this Month
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Monday - Buy 1 get 1 FREE
Tuesday - $1 tappers
Wednesday - Drink FREE 8-9 (excludes shots)
Thursday - $3 Captain&Cokes and FREE pizza
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores
slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday:
Jen K, Leslie, Ashley
Saturday:
Ashley, Angie, Zim, Boyd
- Vibrator Races at 10:30
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