Cycling Santa 2009!!!
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Our annual Cycling Santa Pub Crawl (aka Santarchy) will take place on Saturday, Dec. 26th. Meet at the Can in your Santa/elf/slutty Santa helper costume at 6. Bring a crappy bike. We start the pub crawl at 7. Above is a photo from the start of last year's crawl. You can see all the photos at: CyclingSantaPhotos
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Vibrator Bracket Update
| Our 1st Annual "Push to the Pink" Vibrator Tournament is underway with Round 1 already in the books. Scoring of the brackets will be as follows:
Round 1: 1 point
Round 2: 2 points
Round 3: 4 points
Round 4: 6 points
Final Round: 8 points
Tiebreaker (if necessary): Largest penis (men) or areola (women)
We will list the top ten scores here after the 2nd round on Saturday, Dec. 5th.
1st place is $200 cash
2nd place is $100 cash
3rd place is a 12-pack of Hamm's
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Join the Alumni Club!!
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We just got the new Alumni Club Sweatshirts in. You should join our Alumni Club. $25 gets you a membership for a year, Alumni Club sweatshirt, special Club parties and most importantly, happy hour prices all the time on weekdays. We sold out last year, so get in to the Can and get your membership ASAP.
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This week's best:
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T-shirt of the week: SUCK ALL YOU WANT. I'LL MAKE MORE.
Quote of the week #1: From a guy filling out a vibrator race bracket next to his wife: "This isn't fair!!! I'm just guessing. She's an expert!!!"
Quote of the week #2:
"I love these new Miller camo beer cans. I can hide the fact that I'm drinking too much" - Zim
Quote of the week #3:
"Dating a hot chick is like sitting in first class with a coach ticket. You just keep riding until they kick you out." -Boyd
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Sardine Can Alumni Club
Specials this Month
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Monday - Buy 1 get 1 FREE
Tuesday - $1 tappers
Wednesday - Drink FREE 8-9 (excludes shots)
Thursday - $3 Captain&Cokes and FREE pizza
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The Packers won for the third time in a row, this time beating the Detroit Lions like a rental car - again. Green Bay is pretty lame as towns go, but how would you like to live in Detroit? Check it out:
1) The Lions suck
2) The Tigers suck
3) The Pistons suck
4) There are no jobs
5) and you live in Detroit!!!
Painful. This week, the Baltimore Ravens come to Green Bay for a Monday nite game. Which means two things:
1) Leaving work at noon on Monday to tailgate and
2) Having to set your alarm to make it in by noon on
Tuesday.
New Sardine Can Slogans we're testing:
1) The Sardine Can is now smoke free. If you're
smokin' hot you drink for free.
2) The Sardine Can: Just slightly better than drinking
alone.
3) When it comes to breasts, the Sardine Can is a big
supporter of women's rights. And lefts.
4) The Sardine Can: We drink our share and sell the
rest.
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| Upcoming Events |
Wed Dec. 2nd - Catfish Louie's Opens!!
Our kitchen has been renovated and is now being run by the good folks who have brought you all the great food at the Whitedog Roadhouse for years. Holly says they will be up and running this week and we hope to put their menu and hours up in next weeks update. The place will be called Catfish Louie's. Come on in!!
Fri Dec. 4th - The Mulligans Band. No cover!! Check them out at:
Note: Due to the band playing Friday nite, we have moved all the vibrator races in our tournament to Saturday nite.
Sat Dec. 5th... 2nd Round of our "Push to the Pink" Vibrator Tournament!!!
Last weekend we narrowed the field from the original 32 pleasure plungers down to the Sweet 16. All 16 of these pussy pounders will be racing Saturday nite to get to our Elite 8.
The lineup this Saturday will be:
East Regional
Bunker Buster vs Pink Torpedo
Pump Friction vs Pogo Stick
Twat Tingler vs Schindler's Fist
Lickity Stiff vs That Ain't Eggnog
West Regional
Better N Chocolate vs Moulin Splooge
Cameron D'Ass vs Lindsey's Lowhand
Stimulus Package vs Shaving Private Ryan
Twat Did You Say? vs Full Metal Jackoff
Further Vibrator Race Tournament dates are:
Saturday, Dec. 12th.............. "Great Eight"
Saturday, Dec. 19th.............. "Final Foursome"
Saturday, Dec. 26th... "CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"
Saturday, Dec. 12th....... Snuggie Pub Crawl Stops at The Sardine Can
If you are looking for a reason to booze and be comfortable doing it, attend the Holiday Snuggy Pub Crawl. Starts at Fox Harbor at 7 pm and ends up at the Sardine Can. Even Jesus wore a snuggie!!!!
For more details check out their Facebook page at: SnuggiePubCrawl
Saturday, December 19th....
Alumni Club Appreciation Day
All Alumni Club members drink free tap beer and rail drinks from 4-6. All other drinks are only $1. Free whore derves (our spelling - better than the real thing)
Saturday, Dec. 26th
"Cycling Santa" Pub Crawl
(See sidebar for details - always epic)
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores
slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday Nite: Jen K, Leslie, Chris
Event: Mulligans Band
Saturday Nite: Hayley, Wendy, Erica, Boyd
Event: Vibrator Races
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