Cycling Santa 2009!!!
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Our annual Cycling Santa Pub Crawl (aka Santarchy) will take place on Saturday, Dec. 26th. Meet at the Can in your Santa/elf/slutty Santa helper costume at 6. Bring a crappy bike. We start the pub crawl at 7. Above is a photo from the start
of last year's crawl. You can see all the photos at: CyclingSantaPhotos
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Fill out a Vibrator Race Bracket and win $200!!
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Our 1st Annual Vibrator Race Tournament starts Friday, November 27th. There will be 32 entries. You can fill out a bracket (no charge) just like the NCAA basketball tournament and test your handicapping skills against all the other sex-toy experts.
1st place is $200 cash
2nd place is $100 cash
3rd place is a 12-pack of Hamm's
The bracket can be downloaded from the link at the top of our home page or just stop in the Can and fill one out. Must be in before the 1st race on the 27th. What have you got to lose??
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Join the Alumni Club!!
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Starting December 1st, you can join our Alumni Club. $20 gets you a membership for a year, Alumni Club sweatshirt, special Club parties and most importantly, happy hour prices all the time on weekdays. We sold out last year, so get in to the Can and get your membership ASAP.
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Packers crush the Cowboys!!!
We had a lot of Cowboy fans in the bar this weekend and we sent them home with a whoopin'. And an empty wallet since we charged them all double.
Special thanks to Windell, the Miller High Life delivery guy from those great TV commercials. He dropped by our dump on Saturday nite and showed us how to live the High Life. You could not meet a nicer guy.
Check out our photos with Windell and all the photos from this past weekend at:
Also, many thanks to the Vampire Navy Fighter Squadron from China Lake, CA who graced us with their presence before they flew their F-18's over Lambeau for the pre-game. All you ladies who wanted to have sex with a guy you KNEW would leave town in a hurry the next day should have been at the Sardine Can Saturday nite!!!
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Jim and Victor bartend as Chippendales this Saturday nite!!!
Ladies, it's deer hunting weekend and that means making a horrible sexual mistake with a Sardine Can bartender. Jim and Victor are giving up their usual spots at the door and pouring drinks Saturday nite in various stages of undress. No clothes. No cover.
Friday, Nov. 20th, The Mulligans Band. No cover. http://www.myspace.com/mulligansband
Wednesday, Nov. 25th..... Festivus!!!! Our annual Festivus celebration complete with aluminum pole, the airing of the grievances and feats of strength!!!
Fri & Sat Nov. 27th & 28th ... 1st Round of "Push to the
Pink" Vibrator Race Tournament
Fri & Sat Dec 4th & 5th..........2nd Round of "Push to the
Pink" Vibrator Race Tournament
Saturday, Dec. 12th.............. "Great Eight" face off in the "Push to the Pink" Vibrator Race Tournament
Saturday, Dec. 19th.............. "Final Foursome" in the
"Push to the Pink" Vibrator Race Tournament
Saturday, Dec. 26th... "Push to the Pink" Vibrator
Race CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Saturday, Dec. 26th........ "Cycling Santa" Pub Crawl
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This week's best:
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T-shirt of the week: Photo of Jesus and underneath it says: "Me so holy. Me love you long time"
Quote of the week: "My liver is now so experienced that I can drink motor oil and piss glacier water" - Boyd (stolen but still funny)
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Sardine Can Alumni Club Specials this Month
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Monday - $4 Domestic Pitchers
Tuesday - $1 tappers
Wednesday - $3 Captain & Cokes
Thursday - Buy One, Get One
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Lazy, worthless, chain-smoking tipwhores
slinging drinks this weekend are:
Friday Nite: Jen K, Leslie
Saturday Nite: Angie, Erica, Jim and Victor.
(Note: Boyd, Zim and Chris are all off
this weekend which should be incredibly
good for business. No vibrator races
this weekend - sorry ladies.)
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