Fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four and eight make twelve.
There are twelve inches in a foot.
Rulers are a foot long.
Queen Elizabeth II is a ruler and is also the name of the largest ship that sails the seven seas.
Seas have fish and fish have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians and the Russians are red. Fire trucks are always Russian therefore fire trucks are red.

And if you think that is ridiculous, you ought to hear some of the reasons why some of our Brethren don't attend Lodge.

Take a Brother by the friendly grip of your hand, call his home or cell phone and invited him back to lodge,  it is a great chance to renew old friends and possible, make some new ones.

Ken Thompson