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  • beethoven, the rolo-ver cake
  • rizzo, is she a cake or a flirt?
  • ellen, the cake you'll want de generes slice of

  • a cake by any other name
    will taste as sweet
    june 22nd 2005

    Greetings!

    it started with Coco, the burlesque wonder cake...

    who knew a cake could get fan mail?

    after I set her loose on the world, I realised that cakes have quite a personality...you could even say they have an attitude

    for some reason, I have a lot of birthdays on my calendar in the next couple of months, and I always try to match the cake to the friend I'm baking it for

    so here are a few that I've been working on; beethoven, rizzo and ellen

    let's see who gets to blow out rizzo's candles!!



    beethoven, the rolo-ver cake
    coco's little brother

    Coco is the most popular recipe on my site; people send me e-mails asking the most personal questions about her...

    even the roses atop her frosted crown are the subject of debate

    but most of the mail raves about how low-fuss she is to make and how delicious she is down to the last bite

    so I took her recipe and played around with it...threw some rolos into the food processor...baked it all the same...then, instead of the OTT sour cream and golden syrup frosting, topped it with whipped cream and creme fraiche, golden syrup and chocolate ganache...

    the rolos had melted into chewy caramel ribbons through the entire cake

    the result was a symphony of caramel, chocolate and cream which received a standing ovation

    click on the pic to the right and it will take you to the recipe for coco... before you pulse the processor for the second time, add 2 packets of rolos (that's about 3 oz)...pulse them into the batter, pour it into a lined, greased 9 inch pan and bake about 40 mins...don't bother with coco's frosting recipe, for beethoven I piped some whipped creme fraiche in a circle around the top of the (cooled) cake, then spread about 1/3 cup of golden syrup over the top of the cake (within the creme circle), then I melted about 3 oz (75g) dark chocolate, added about 3 tablespoons of cream and poured this over the golden syrup. when you cut ino the cake the syrup and ganache drizzle down the sides in a truly provocative fashion!

    but beware; this cake is rich. saudi oil sheikh rich. katie holmes after the divorce rich...

    you get the picture?

    small slices and strong coffee

    enjoy!


    rizzo, is she a cake or a flirt?
    buttermilk pound cake sandwiched with vanilla buttercream and raspberries

    maybe I'm just amusing myself, but when I put this cake together, I took one look at her and thought of rizzo from 'grease'

    she's sweet but tart, deliciously retro and high enough to be skitting around in cherry-red stilettos...she's a bride strutting down the aisle in a poufy white dress, with a bright red sash and winking at all the guys as she makes her way to the altar...

    do her right: get into the back seat of your car, get cozy and then bite into her!

    there will be paradise by the dashboard lights

    as the name suggests, this little lady is e-a-s-y!

    buttermilk pound cake: place 6oz softened butter; 1 cup castor/superfine sugar; 1 1/2 cups self raising flour; 3 eggs; 2 tspns vanilla; 1/2 tspn baking powder; pinch salt and 1/2 cup buttermilk into a food processor. pulse for 30 seconds, scrape sides and pulse for 10 more seconds. pour the batter into a greased, lined 9 inch cake pan...then repeat to make a second cake. bake both cakes in an oven pre heated to 400f ...after 10 minutes, reduce the heat to 350f. bake for another 30 minutes. check the cakes by tapping them lightly on the top. if they spring back, they are done. they might need another 5 minutes. cool the cakes in their pans for 10 minutes before turning them out onto a wire rack to cool completely

    the vanilla buttercream: place 8oz of softened butter in a mixing bowl and beat with electric beaters to whip the butter until it starts getting fluffy and turns pale gold. then add 1 cup of confectioner's sugar and 1 teaspoon of vanilla; beat again until all of the sugar is incorporated into the butter. add another cup of sugar and another teaspoon of vanilla. repeat until you have beaten in 5 cups of sugar and 5 teaspoons of vanilla. then beat the frosting until it is white and impossibly fluffy. if it is a little stiff, you can add a couple of teaspoons of hot water

    building rizzo: slice both cakes across the middle. this will give you 4 layers. spread 2 tablespoons of vanilla buttercream across the top of the first layer, then top it with 1/3 jar of raspberry jam ( I use bonne maman). spread the jam evenly over the buttercream, place the next layer of cake on top and repeat. place the third layer of cake on top and repeat. then place the last layer of cake on top. spoon the rest of the frosting on the top of the cake and spread evenly. grate about 2 oz of good white chocolate over the entire cake

    finally, adorn liberally with cheeky little raspberries...


    ellen, the cake you'll want de generes slice of
    rich choc-malted snacking cake

    this simple, low fuss cake will have you sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night. a cold glass of milk, a second or third slice...this cake can cure insomnia, heartbreak, anxiety and malnourishment (I know the 'de generes' pun has me stooping to the lowest form of wit, but this is the simplest choc-slab cake that I've made in ages)

    here we go:

    pre heat the oven to 400f / 180c

    in a food processor, combine: 1 1/2 cups self raising flour; 1/2 cup malted milk powder; 1/3 cup cocoa; 1/2 cup dark brown sugar; 1/2 cup golden syrup; 1/2 tspn baking powder; 2 eggs; 2/3 cup buttermilk and 6oz softened butter. pulse for 30 seconds, scrape the sides and pulse another 20 seconds whilst pouring 1/4 cup choc chips down the funnel

    pour the batter into a greased, floured and lined baking dish

    bake for 10 mins at 400f, reduce heat to 375f, then bake another 25 mins. check, if cake bounces back when tapped in centre, it is cooked

    allow to cool in the baking dish for 10 minutes, run a knife around the edges to loosen then turn the cake onto a wire rack whilst you make the frosting

    frosting: this is bascially a choc-malted ganache. it's this simple: melt 5oz good, dark chocolate. in a mixing bowl, mix 5 tablespoons of heavy cream with 5 tablespoons malted milk powder to form a paste, pour the mleted chocolate into the bowl and stir to combine. pour this over the cake, mounding it in the centre then use a knife to spread it towards the sides

    delicious served warm with ice cream

    delicious eaten in bed with good company

    oops I did it again!
    am back on the USA network's 'ready for the weekend' tomorrow (that's thursday june 23rd)

    the movie is 'the mummy returns' and I'm sandwiched between brendan frasier, the rock and a lot of loose bandages

    please tune in if you can...

    and I'm sending birthday wishes to Mark, Christina and Tony. they all complete another lap around the sun this week...I hope you all have a year filled with bright light and big dreams

    mannix@thelovebite.com

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