Fast Forward For Life
Wow! I just read last night's blog. You people deserve a medal. That really sucked.

Even I was thinking about opting out. You deserve much better.
Last night it ended up getting late and should not have blogged. I was home early enough, but then I had an assignment. I was given about 5 horse pictures I had to scan and then Devin picked out some horse pictures that needed to be sent via e-mail to a lady who is building a presentation Christmas presentation for our trainer Theresa Peteyo (On The Right In The Photo) at Turning Point Farms.

Now this would typically be an easy enjoyable assignment, but some of the pictures were taken by Devin on her higher end Nikon on a high quality setting. That means each photo was about a gazillion bytes. (I think the technical term is gb, no that would be gigabyte, so let's call them gzb. Anyhow these are big files.) Once we had all 25 picked out, we tried sending then and choked the PADI Server. Hey this is fun. Then we finally got it chunked to manageable e-mails and the chore was done.
Once that was done, I offered to work with Devin to get our photos for Christmas card inclusion. This was one of those projects that started about two months ago with Devin saying, "I have to . . . ". Now at the time I did not do the I=((I=WE)<I=ME)=ME equation and realize it would be my assignment. Well she=ME did the chore last night. The pictures will be done tomorrow and the Christmas Cards will go out. Now some of you might have received Christmas cards without pictures, not to worry, it just means we don't love you as much as the people who got cards. You will get over it.
The two projects took about two hours and some. I think I told you that last night, but did not provide the grisly details. Now you have them and understand why I have no life.
Do you ever wish you had a remote control for your life?
I know there was a dumb movie made in 2006 with Christopher Walker and Adam Sandlar where you could use a remote to control your life. Really bad writing took a great idea and killed it. If you are scratching your head, the movie was "Click!" But wouldn't it be cool if you could manage your life like a remote control.
Seriously, I know there are times when I am talking and if Devin could, she would hit DELETE. And there are many times when she is talking, a FAST FORWARD would be invaluable. Then there are those times when it would be cool to be able to replay. Take yesterday for example. In the middle of a mundane morning, I got a copy of a text sent from Man Child to Mom, telling us about a phenomenal grade in math. Mom quickly replied, as I did with accolades. I could replay that all afternoon and not get tired of that moment. That would be cool.
Well while I was at the helm of Market Control this morning, it is frustrating waiting for some of our option trades to mature. It would be nice to speed things up a day or two or thirty a head to see which option was going to blossom into a winner. Don't get me wrong, we were handsomely rewarded right after the opening (More Later).
Imagine being able to FAST FORWARD through an event or a meeting that you really did not want to attend. It would be cool.
So do your kids give you crap? It might not be a bad thing.
Ok I had to share this bit of worldly news. As you know I encourage readers to try new things, go new places, and read things they might not normally read. It has been proven to be good for the mind.

I was reading this month's Scientific American (Not that unusual for me.) Have you ever heard of a bacteria called Clostridium Difficile? It is a nasty little bacterium that inhabits your colon and can cause a wide variety of gastrointestinal problems. Doctors at Brown's University, the Einstein College of Medicine, and Universities in Europe and Australia are trying a new procedure called, fecal floral reconstitution or fecal bacteriotherapy or fecal transplants.
Here is how it works, you find a close relative, like a kid, ask for some poop and they shoot it into your colon and you are cured. Tada! How cool is that. If you don't have kids other close relatives would work. They will get to a point where they can type poop. Heck it's easy, I just did it. Poop, I did it again. It ain't hard to type poop, oh, I did it again.
I can see it now, we will have poop banks. Now that should not be confused with the Euro going down the crapper. You can make poop deposits in case you have stomach ailments in the future. So would that be a poop depository or repository or (Ok you know where I'm going.) suppository. This is fun. I crack myself up.
From now on when you tell someone you do not take any crap from your children, you will remember this article.
I spent some of the afternoon reading PADI's October financials. I gotta tell you earlier in the year I was concerned about the Arab Spring's impact on the middle east and then the Tsunami in Japan. Both areas are very important to our industry. Despite those relatively major set backs, 2011 looks to be a great year.
We wrapped up in time to see Man Child play basketball tonight against Trabuco Hills High School. The Eagles prevailed again. 33 to 27, a really good game. Here is my boy below #45.
After a picked up Italian dinner I helped Jack with a science summary about the reproductive system. Ooooo, yucky. By the time I got that done, it was 11:11 and time to finish up the blog.