BAGAKOAA; 6 December 2011 Good Things Happen To Goofy People

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Good Things Happen to Goofy People

 

It was a fun day today as we got up and got Man Child to BBall practice at 6:00 am. Man, it is dark at 6:00, but I kinda like it. I wish I had not stayed up till 11:37 doing the blog, but the world is so quiet and peaceful at 5:53 am. It was cold this morning as I took Jack to school. But what was weird, was about an hour later as the sun was crawling over the Cleveland Forest Hillside to the east (sorry, had a literary moment there, my bad.), the temperature dropped about 12 degrees and it was butt ass-uredly cold. Very weird.

 

We were there at the opening of the market after we fixed our morning tea. Then the market opened and zzzzzzzzzzz. Nothing. I could not make money or loose money. More about that later.

 

On the way to work, we had the challenge of getting our tickets to the Varsity Football Playoff game this Saturday Night at Angels Stadium in Anaheim. Now the tickets went on sale at 8:00 am but I know it would be busy. So I got there about 7:40. There was already about 55 people in line and the first guy (who was there after he dropped off his kid at basketball at 6:00am) bought 150 seats. After about 30 minutes, I knew I was in trouble as everyone was buying 20-40 seats.

 

I can't say how, (I will in few weeks after the big game) but an angel came down and swooped me out of line and I was able to get 10 great seats, plus two VIP seats to the school's President's sky box. I was blown away. Good things happen to goofy people.

 

Then I made it into the office and plugged away on some e-mails and phone calls. Then it was time to go to lunch. Now originally my plan was to take my trusty assistant Ellen to lunch, head up to Anaheim to see if we can score better seats for our season tickets next year. Well, Devin has been saying for weeks our seats are great (which they are), but I figured we might even get better so I was going to take Ellen there and try. As we drove, we decided to have lunch at Schlotsky's

 

And then we went to Paul's TV to buy Man Child a new TV for his new Room which should be done in about a month. We are creating quite the place for Jack. If I had things that nice (which I almost did, I was born a few years too early to be one of the wealthy Cronin kids) I would probably be going on my 7th doctorate by now. Ok most of you know me, I am not smart enough to have a doctorate. So I would be on my 29th year of my first doctorate.

 

Then we made it back to the office but missed the closing of the market which was too bad because it was zzzzzzzzz. More on that later. We also helped a friend get passes to a hard to get a hold of trade show coming up in January. It is being held in Anaheim and we have a connection with Curt Pringle the former Mayor so I reached out and in minutes he had me fixed up. Even I was surprised as to how fast he came through. Thanks Curt. Good things happen to goofy People

 

On the way home we picked up some fancy smancy dog food from the Vet. It is about 30 bucks a bag for what has to be eyelids and lips of other animals, but it is low fat. Devin had made a really nice meal (For us not the dogs) of linguini with a butter white truffle sauce and a side of zucchini and squash. It was spectacular.  

 

Performance Vs. Guidance

 

Today we did not make any trades AGAIN. Right now we are playing a game of volatility. It is the ONLY way to make money in a sideways moribund market. We suggested a correction this week and set up our trades accordingly. We are down about 3% over the last two day while the market inched up a wee little bit. Some of our put options are 20-40% down in two days, but such is the life of an option trader.

 

We are convinced that the blah blah out of Europe will not end on a good note and the probable healthy correction we should have had on Monday will exacerbate to a sizable meltdown on Friday. Out option on both sides of our bets need that kind of volatility.

 

Let me give one more reason behind this logic that buying and holding is probably not a great strategy at the moment. Despite the fact NO ONE cares about the fundamentals, (Ok maybe Buffet and few other multi-billionaires, but what do they know.) you have CEO who are reporting respectable earnings and then closing their earnings call with less than enthusiastic guidance (Guidance is how they see the next 3-12 months.) let me tell you something about CEOs, as I know one. Their job is to scan every relevant scenario for competitive, geo-politcal, and economical threats and tell their Board what they think is going to happen over the next 2-12 months. Then they lead a team to strategically capitalize on that information or manage risks based upon that information. It is that simple.

 

However when you are the CEO of a publically held company, you have the added pressure of having to be accurate or you become liable for misleading share holders. That is a Bozo No No. So in order to protect their arses, CEO will usually report conservatively. Example Jobs of AAPL knew he had some block buster products coming down the pike, but would not over emphasize any in advance.

 

When you hear a CEO provide guidance to the down side, it is not a good thing as they will not usually provide down side guidance unless of they are real sure they is going to be a drop in earnings or margins. Their guidance will usually be worse than actual, but they would not report negative guidance if they we confident earnings were going to be positive or flat.

 

So as an investor in this crazy day of volatile markets and technical drivers, even doing your homework and due diligence can lead you to lick a solid stock and a CEO who is protecting his credibility will give poor guidance or even a lower than expected positive guidance and not 10-25% off the value of your stock.

 

If you find this frustrating, there is something you can do. Get out of the game, (Don't opt out of the e-mail as I am terribly insecure and need all of the readers I can buy.), and play BONDs. In these turbulent times, it is a relaxing way to generate income and spare the craziness of what is going on in the equity markets.

 

The Salve Lucrum Portfolio has about 31% of its assets in bonds. (This year, that section is the best performing part of our holdings.) Everyday we get info on great bonds. We define great as earning at least twice the 10 year yield and is not Junk rated. There are entire books written about Bond Investment Strategies, (One of the best is the Bloomberg Book Bonds: The Unbeaten Path to Secure Investment Growth by Stan and Hildey Richelson).

OOOPS, Wrong Bond Book, My Bad

 

We have read this book and it will play a crucial role in our retirement planning. We can highly recommend one of our occasional readers and friends is you want to have a serious discussion about setting up a bond based laddered portfolio. Drop me a note and I will pass on his contact info to you. He is in Wealth Management at UBS so you might not be dealing directly with him as he manages ultra high net worth individuals. He is where I get a constant flow of great bond ideas.

 

(For those unfamiliar with bonds, when a company seeks capital-cash, it can offer stock which is a share of ownership of the company or it can borrow money. When a company decides to borrow money it can take out a loan at the bank, but it can also offer to borrow money from investor's via a bond. A bond can have many features, but there is a face value of the bond which can be $100.00, but are typically sold in blocks of 10, it will have a due date, saying when the company will pay back that $1,000 and the interest rate at which it will pay back that money. Terribly over simplified, but in essence that is a bond. Another feature of the bond is that it usually is higher up the food chain when things get paid off. In other words bond holder's will usually get paid before other equity or other debt holders of the company. Bonds trade like stocks, based upon the $100.00 face value. For example we have some General Motors Smart Notes issued in the 1990s with a face value of $1,000 and an interest rate of 6.00% If we had bought this upon issuance we would earn $60.00 a year for each bond we bought yielding 6%. We however bought these at the depth of the GM problems and paid a discounted $520.00 for each $1,000 dollar bond. Our Yield to Maturity (YTM) was in the 9.7% range when we bought the bonds. Currently, these bonds are selling for $83.75 providing a YTM of about 7.5%.)

 

My Bond Guy at UBS always has some nice offerings so from time to time, I will mention them or other bonds I have run across. Again, read about bonds as they are not as sexy and exciting as equities, but in these volatile times when you don't want or need the headaches or stomach aches of the crazy market bonds are a good way to drive respectable income. For example, the Bond Guy just told us about a Ford (Automotives are doing well so it has a sound company behind the debt) bond yielding 4.75% (More than double the 10 year yield) and it matures in 2016. Anyway if you have interest, let me know and I will hook you up with the Bond Guy.

 

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Brian Ireland
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I am not a professional investment advisor. Anybody reading my blog and investing accordingly must be out of their minds. I have made more money than I have lost. There are many more qualified people than I to actually tell you how to invest your money.

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