BAGAKOAA;  25 July 2011 Just When You Thought It Was Safe . . .

Post 474July/2011

Just When You Thought It Was Safe . . . .

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Late last night we were surprised to learn about a back log of homework from Man Child. That is not unusual for a 14 year old, but the problem is summer school is over this week. Not much time left to make the magic happen. We will survive.

 

I had the honor of meeting with the one of Jack's teacher this morning and that made me feel a bit better. I was able to get done with that meeting just in time to get home to meet the electrician. He was supposed to be at the house at 8:00 am. I cleaned up e-mails and watched the newest reality TV program on Bloomberg. I believe the name of it is Debt Ceiling Debate.

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By 8:20, I sent the following text to my contractor. 8:20, no electrician, I am not at work, I work so I can pay you, get the connection? That helped a lot because the electrician showed up immediately. Ok maybe not immediately, maybe at 8:25. Well maybe it was closer to 9:05, but what the heck. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to work?

 

Antonio, the electrician, explained he was sorry but there was traffic. Gee I wondered what all those cars were called. I showed Antonio the electrical quirks of the poltergeist house. Wall plates going dead for no reason, one griddle in the kitchen shutting the down the entire downstairs and half of the radar array perimeter for Camp Pendleton, GFI breakers that only seem to blow when I am on page 11 of Barron's in the commode. (I tried to recreate that for Antonio, but couldn't.)

 

Then Antonio was off to make the house safe again for blow dryer usage. It was soon after that that what he was doing was actually a two man job. Try the socket, trip the GFI, go back to the panel and figure out what breaker ran what part of the house. Don't get me wrong the former owner of this was as a master carpenter. His wainscoting and crown molding is artful. When it comes to his electrical skills, he was a great master carpenter.

 

So Antonio isolated some of the circuitry in the master bathroom, where we were having some serious GFI and breaker busting. He asked about blow dryer usage and "curlies" (Curling Iron). He wanted to know how long Devin ran the blow dryer. I explain d that Devin uses the blow dryer to heat most of south orange county. I believe there is a whole chapter in "The Inconvenient Truth" about Devin's blow dryer and global warming. As I explained this to Antonio he laughed and laughed.

 

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Then I showed him the shimmering light of the wine room. Since the flood, the little light over my work area flickers. We still do not know why the light is flickering, but Antonio convinced me that it really set the mood like flickering candles atop basket woven Chianti Bottles. Sounds good to me. At least he did not charge me much for that advice.

 

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As he was leaving, Devin grabbed to make sure we tipped Antonio. I missed almost a full days work so he could come back and re-fix some of the things we thought he had fixed a few weeks ago when Devin tipped him when he left. He said he will come back and tackle the Chianti bottle flickering light and we will probably tip him again. Anybody else see a pattern here?

 

Tonight we are cramming for the homework catch up. So let me get to the market wrap up in case if the homework goes into the wee hours of the morning.

 

 

Some Say Yes, Some Say K(no)w

 

While we were running around with Antonio today answering questions about plugs and transformers and GFIs, we heard caught much of the parade of idiots in Washington playing the Debt Ceiling Debate Game. The market did not now what to think. On teeny tiny volume Mr. Market, closed off 88 dollars. It was much worse earlier in the day, and a string of nice earnings reports kept the number from staying in the toilette.

 

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The dance of the town idiots did have everyone's attention against the background of a Euro zone that is still in a state of flux. One thing we did notice, the bond market firmly believes there will be no default by the government. The ten year yield only moved 4 basis points to 3.04%. That is a good indication that the big money mover do not think there will be an implosion. Gold made more of surge today to 1,616. We have pimped gold here since 2009 when we got in a $735. Hope a lot of you got on board. Silver did well today suggesting that people have adjusted to the new margin requirements from a couple of months ago.

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There was some good pin action in the Salve Lucrum portfolio. First off we cancelled our Baker Hughes put option purchase right before the bell because they surprised us and everyone with a nice beat. We immediately got into a call position which we sold quite quickly with a 27% gain. We are seeing some other call options mentioned here ripening up as well.

 

 This week in Barron's and the week ahead.

 

This week's issue was a little disappoint as it was really focused on the Debt Ceiling Debate. Abeleson set the tone by explaining the market was up about 2% on the week BUT (Behold the Underlying Truth) and then the magazine in article after article explained the underlying truth according to that author.

 

Even when pimping other stocks, article suggest well valued stock as a way of escaping the angst of Euro Contagion and US debt spookery. One little interesting sidebar article was entitled Red Flag. It was a story about 13 phrases when used in the 10K filings of companies have a statistically significant correlation to future stock prices. You can buy the report here $151.00.  Anybody want to split it with me? Here is how I would use it. Go to the SEC filings, hit control F and use the search feature to find the corresponding verbiage. If it sounds bad, buy a cheap 90 day out of the money PUT for that stock. Vegas Money Only boys and girls.

 

Andrew Bary does a great job with a positive article on MRO, Marathon Oil. It is worth the read. Leslie Norton does a good piece on IBM. We took a profit and got out of Big Blue back last year. Oooops, don't look back or you will turn into a pillar of salt.

 

Ok the rest of the week.

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Tomorrow we have consumer confidence reporting and it will disappoint again. Look a 54 on the index. Mr. Market will be watching the parade of fools in DC, but will not like this piece of news. New Home sales will be soft again so that will make Mr. Market unhappy. Look for another point down tomorrow.

 

Wednesday we have the new durable good order number being released. Let me interject some polispin into this story. We think that durable goods will be nice. The reason is because of all those wealthy private jet owners who get those abusive tax breaks. Yeah those big bad billionaires and large corporations that get these special loop hole tax breaks. Now here are the tax breaks. In order to stimulate the economy in 2008 and 2009, The President, Congress and Senate approved a rule that allowed companies to buy capital expensed items like presses, and fork lifts, and yes PRIVATE JETS and let them expense the capital improvement this year 2011.

 

Usually a company must expense a capital improvement over a 5, 10, 15 years basis. In order to get companies spending money right away they allowed the tax break in 2011. So when you hear Harry Reid or President Obama say they should not allow billionaires and companies to get these tax breaks, he knows two things. He put them in place and they end on December 2011. Reality TV you gotta love it.

 

Friday we will see a GDP report that will be flat and possibly up a tad. Mr. Market will still be focused on the sound bite of the moment, so don't look for a huge reaction.

 

The market will end the week about one point up on very light trading. Look for a Dow on Friday of 12,806 and a S&P of 1,364. That would be a 1.5% increase.

 

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Brian Ireland
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