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Philip L. Marcus, J.D.
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 It looks easy to copy and re-use, and you may be tempted. But resist. What looks like it is free usually is not.
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Lawyer-Joke Time
I am a lawyer. I can tell these. Just please don't laugh so hard I can hear you.
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom
full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their
demands were met.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their
latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Senator.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor. |
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