Feb 06, 2012                                                    TAC Bits and Pieces  
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Cloud - View Statements Online
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Joke of the Week
Cartoon of the Week
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Cloud - View Statements Online
You can now get your statements on line.

Go to www.clearcomputing.com and click on the button:
 
You need to enter your site or customer number and the email address we send your invoices to.

 In addition to viewing your statements, you can pay open invoices on statements with a credit card or an echeck from the same location.

 

Next week, we are expanding TAC Online to support the same services for your company. 

Live Support
Live support combines instant chat, instant messaging and emails in one place.

 

Learn to Speak Southern... 
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...

Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

We like to be fair, so we're on the lookout for some instructions for those of you traveling north, as well.
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