- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

- Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

- Old investors never die, they just roll over.

- Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

- Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

- Old professers never die, they just lose their class.

- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.