Ladies, just like our parents and as parents ourselves, not much, besides obedience, pleases our Father more than when we are joyful and can laugh, especially during difficult times! So now is a good time to laugh as I hope, once again, that this godly humor will be uplifting to you! God bless!

First Time at Church

A young lady living in poverty was invited to a local church by her friend. As usual the giving tray was passed around for donations. This being her first time ever going to church, the young lady took a few dollars from the tray and put it into her pocket. At the end of service she told her friend, "I'll be back next Sunday - I like how they pass out money to the needy."

Honest Spouse

A woman was considering tying the knot with her fiancé but she was concerned about integrity and wanted the best marriage possible. So she had a long conversation with her groom to be about honesty and about their remaining connected at all times.

Well, a few weeks after their wedding day they went out to dinner to a buffet with some family and friends. The wife went to the buffet line and piled her plate sky high. The husband didn't so much. As they got back to the dinner table the husband looked over at the wife's plate, and remembering what she had told him about being honest, said out loud with all sincerity, "Honey, if I were you I wouldn't eat all that - you may wind up looking like a big sausage."

New Dog

An older woman was persuaded to buy a dog from the local animal shelter. "Oh, he does some really great dog tricks," they said. So the woman bought the dog home. After a few months she noticed that he hadn't done any tricks at all. The woman looked at the dog and said, "Why don't you do any tricks?" the dog looked up at her and said "'Cause you didn't ask me to."