"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Greg Norman, Golfer
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
Sign in Men's clothing store
"It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President