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Fun Time News
Insurance is fun! Newsletter 
January 2008
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in this issue
Quote of the Month
Joke of the Month
News Flash: WIO Goes Hollywood!
New on IIF DVD: Last in Translation
"Finding a Diamond Among the Coal" Department
Dingbat's Corner: Oh, the Dumb Things They Will Do!
Brand Tip: CSRs Are Your Agency's Brand
Book of the Month: The Dream Manager
Product Deal: Feel the Love on Valentines Day!
Picture of the Month: The Mechanics of an Experience Mod
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Quote of the Month
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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

 

-Louis Hector Burlioz

 

Source: www.coolfunnyquotes.com

Joke of the Month 
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Joke Time

Who says IIF forgot about our friends in the Big Apple?

 

 

An insurance agent walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

 

The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The insurance agent then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

 

Two weeks later the insurance agent returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

 

The insurance agent replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"

 
 

Source: www.jokes.net

News Flash: "Star Saver" Announcement a Who's WHO for the WIO
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World Insurance Organization spokesman Hefty Crisko introduced a new E&O product called "Star Saver" for members of the United Fellowship of Celebrity Managers and Publicists (UFCMP).  Coverages include: host liquor liability, post liquor liability, negligent reaction to paternity test and choosing of paternity partner liability, assault and battery, and auto property damage liability. Available endorsements include career mortality (excluding television) and overexposure. 

 

However, UFCMP members expressed concern about the policy's "Chemical Impairment" exclusion, stating that it would effectively render the coverage useless. "There's really nothing our clients do sober," said a source close to the organization. "Nothing. Ever."

 

IIF reporters were in Beverly Hills for the announcement of the new product. Crisko looked great in Ralph Lauren, although one of the hotties (who was that?) speaking on behalf of the UFCMP wore it so much better. In addition, we spotted Sharon Stone (was she pregnant?) stunning as always in Prada running shorts jogging with an unshaven Matt Dillon looking tough in his maintenance t-shirt with name patch and trucker hat.   

 
NEW ON IIF DVD:  Last in Translation
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Last in Translation! Not since the award-winning "Origins of the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language" has a film had the potential to rock the normally placid insurance world! (Sure, "Black's Law Dictionary: Obfuscation or Ambiguity" opened well, but that was only in three theaters near Boston.) "Last," all agree, is the insurance movie with the best chance of breaking out of the small, traditional audience of coverage analysts. This one, critics feel, finally may also attract coverage wonks, adjusters and risk managers for offshore captives. A tall order, but to this reviewer's eye, the hype may be hip!

 

Bill Murray has the role of his life as an ISO forms drafter. Alienated and adrift after his "intermediate tail, designated location/operation limited pollutant coverage laser beam endorsement" fails to reignite demand for the claims-made CGL, Bill drifts aimlessly into a regional insurer's personal-lines department, where he meets a young, attractive legal counsel who is struggling with the meaning of "public or livery conveyance" and exactly why that term doesn't include a share-the-expense car pool.  Soon their odd yet symbiotic relationship deepens as together they explore the impact of revising the intentional acts exclusion in the homeowners policy, the subtleties inherent in redrafting the PAP's electronic equipment provisions, and the ramifications of moving mobile equipment subject to licensing and auto laws from the CGL to the BAP.  ("Except, of course, for physical damage to the equipment," she laughs, bringing yet another enigmatic smile to Bill's somber visage. He loves to see her laugh, especially when it involves a CGL.)  Alas, the relationship ends badly, as he cannot let go of his obsession with reforming and clarifying the coverage in ISO's new crime forms, and she finally leaves to find true love in the arms of an inland marine forms drafter at AAIS.

 "Finding a Diamond Among the Coal!" Department

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Surely you've heard that many folks now refer to the World Wide Web as the "World Wide Waste." The amount of digital flotsam and jetsam arriving daily merely from ex-Nigerian officials with a need to move money out of the country is enough to clog up the mightiest mailbox filter!

 

We mean, how much fun is dealing with that? So here at IIF, where we are always about more fun, we decided-as a public service-to help. Each issue, we will find you a diamond from among the coal, a swan from among the geese, a pearl from among the swine-well, you get the idea. So feel free to reroute all your current e-mail bloat into that "automatically delete" file, while trusting us here at IIF headquarters to pass on anything truly worthy of our valued attention. And hey, it'll be fun!

 

This issue:

 

You know the drill. A breathless email arrives, forwarded by a trusted friend, warning you about the latest effort  by "them" to ruin all that is fair and true! How dare the liberal media bury that great story about Billy Graham in New Orleans! Revenge is sweet - bet that snooty luxury department store wishes they hadn't coldly snubbed that nice lady now that she has stolen their cookie recipe and is sharing it with the masses! Quick before the offer expires - just forward this email to everyone you know and Microsoft will send you $25 per name! I know it's true - I checked!

 
Amazing tales or urban legends? For the often fascinating "tale behind the tale" on all of the above and hundreds more - or maybe just to dig up a few new ones to send along yourself - there is only one site to see: click that baby! 

 

Find the Diamonds!

 

Dingbats Corner: Real Life Musings From the Dumbest Among Us!
 
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Feeling Dumb? Hey, that's no Fun! Let IIF make you feel like a genius with these brain-dead moments stolen straight from today's headlines! 
 
#1 - First the lobotomy, then we cancel his homeowners! See how a West Virginia man gave continuing ed teachers a whole new slant on "motorized land conveyance."
 
 
#2 - Blues glues - to paraphrase Uriah Heep, he was sniffin when he should have been tryin.
 
 
#3 - And they accuse life insurance agents of backing the hearse up to the door!
 
 

Brand Tip: CSRs Are Your Agency's Brand

By Peter van Aartrijk Jr., CIC

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If receptionists, account execs and CSRs define an agency's brand, and your firm's brand-the relationship between you and your customers-is your most valuable asset (reputation), then perhaps you'd like some pointers for improving customer experience? For some integral ways to better the customer experience at your firm, click that link!

 

Book of the Month: The Dream Manager by Matthew Kelly
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Dream Manager book

 

Look around your office and ask yourself: "Why are these people here?" Some for money to pay bills; others because they've nothing else to do. But there's at least one; one who uses work as a necessary step to achieving a dream. 

 

The fable format is effective in portraying a company's plight to curb costly turnover and sliding morale. The results are simple and shocking; how could so many mangers overlook the simple fact that it is dreams the best workers hope to accomplish. An occasional company gathering, day off, and yes, RAISE, are temporary fixes, but the long term effects fall short of the satisfaction experienced by workers who see their employment as a way to cross items off their list of life needs. Everyone, even the most grizzled among us has a dream stowed away somewhere. This book will help managers and workers alike see employment is an entirely new light. Read it today

Product Deal - Oh, The LoveYou Will Feel!
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Picture of the Month
 
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Mechanics and car 

"Wait a sec. I see it! I see it! It's our skyrocketing experience mod!"
 
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