April 15th is almost here. Just figured you could use a few good laughs before it arrives:
"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta."
-- D. Barry
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
-- Comedian
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag."
-- Jay Leno
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.
-- Fran Lebowitz
What's the difference between an optimist, a pessimist, and an accountant?
To the optimist, the glass of water is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass of water is half empty.
To the accountant, the glass of water is twice as big as it needs to be.
Avoid strong drink. It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors...and miss!
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Don't Forget Every Third Room Is Free This Month
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In honor of tax season, we are giving you a deduction. This month we are running our clients' favorite special, every third room is cleaned for free. Thats right you get to "deduct" every third room from your bill. But you better hurry, this special ends on April 30th 2008 and will not be run again till next year. Click here for a printable copy of our newletter with our 3rd room free offer.
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