if you have 'NOT' already 'Joined
The Locker Room' .....
"GIVE US A
FEW MINUTES
OF YOUR TIME
AND JOIN
THE EXCLUSIVE 555 LOCKER ROOM
NOW!"
MEMBERSHIP
HAS ITS BIG BENEFITS! One is that you can get
your very own 'Certified 555 Master Teaching
Professional' ... 'ON RETAINER' full time. If you have an issue or just a simple question, all you have to do
is write a convenient confidential 'e-Mail' or make a
simple telephone call! The entire very talented '555
TEAM' is behind you! Does not get much better than
that!
'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED'
You can get in the
'555 LOOP' right now by
going to the 'Yellow Subscription Box' at the top of
this
'Byrdys Bytes Bulletin'. Enter your 'E-
Mail Address' and then click on the 'Join Now Button'.
Follow the prompts! This process will 'Update Your
Personal Information' and 'Confirm Your Opt In
Subscription'. We need to know these facts!
Formally 'Joining The 555 Golf Locker Room'
insures your receipt of all the current and future
information and benefits that we have now faithfully
provided for decades.
Remember, if you have just three good friends, or
more, whom you feel would benefit from knowing the
'555 TEAM Goods & Services', let them know
of this 'Locker Room Membership Drive' as
soon as you can! Just doing this, and their joining
'As A Casual Member ONLY', will enable you
to earn a 'Complimentary One Full Year Membership'
or 'Credits Towards Future Purchases' from our soon
to be launched and newly remodelled '555golf.com
Website' as a 'THANK YOU GIFT'!
Your '555 Team' have all walked a mile in your 'Golf
Moccasins'! We have been frustrated and suffered
along the way just like you. We are grateful for having done that! Now you do not need to learn the hard way!
So many of us are really crazy about this 'Silly Game'!
And the asylum isn't full yet!
"Welcome
Aboard!"
'Enjoy The Ride!"
