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" BYRDYS BYTES BULLETINS "

HOW TO MASTER GOLF BASICS
Greetings!

'Building The 555 Army needs 'YOU' ! Please 'Refer' this 'E-Mail' and our '555 Golf Newsletter' to your friends! All you have to do 'RIGHT NOW' is scroll to the bottom of this e-mail and click on the 'Forward E-Mail Link'. The rest takes but seconds! Your consistent and dedicated help has been great. Don't be bashful! Keep your shoulder to the wheel with us! We are growing in numbers and teaching skills every day so we can always help you more efficiently!



" MORE REFERRALS PLEASE "

YOUR SUPPORT HAS BEEN GREAT
BUT WE NEED TO KEEP UP THE MOMENTUM!
Thanks to you one and all for your help!







NEW e-MAIL ADDRESS SOON

Let's Not Get Disconnected!




The old world-wide standard of over 15 years, ' 555golf@cox.net ' will soon be discontinued.

"Please Change Your Address Book Right Away!"

Our communications may 'Bounce Back' as 'Undeliverable'. Then our server may delete your information as 'No Longer Active'. We do not want to hinder our very important relationship for even a moment!

You want your '555 Golf Information Resource' to keep coming too! So we both have to make small but primary changes.

Our remodeled website ' 555golf.com ' will soon be re-launched. It has been a grind to get to this new point of progress, but the benefits to you, our subscribers, will be worth the work and wait!

The new 'e-Mail Address' for general enquiries is ' AskUs@555golf.com '.

The Golf Doctor's personal e-Mail Address is ' KF@555golf.com '.

Other staff members contact methods will be announced as required.

To find out the way to communicate with your own 'Personal Certified Master Teaching Professional', you can simply confirm their new 'e-Address' at your convenience. They will be in contact with you as usual and advise of any changes.

Glad to have you 'On Board' with the '555 TEAM'.







YOU CAN GET A FULL YEAR'S MEMBERSHIP
to the '555 Golf Locker Room' for only $48.00!
It is absolutely one of the world's leading
'Golf Information Resources'.



If you simply provide the 'Names & e-Mail Address' of two associates who 'Opt-In' we shall simply

'Give You The Locker Room Membership
At No Charge'!



'Membership Has Its Substantial Privileges'!

We do not advertise and appreciate your help!

This helps us teach over the year those who are 'Less Fortunate Than We Are' without charge so they can enjoy life a little more as we do!



'Benefits and Explanations' are below. If you like one of them, just speak up!

Join Our Family! You will be happy you did!


Thank you!





Times worldwide tend to be a challenge. Our situation here at home is obviously not much different. Tough economy! Pain At The Pump! Social Strife! Immigration Issues! Endless Inflation! Growing Debt & Deficit! Dishonest Politicians and Corporate Leaders! Hard Decisions Daily?

" GOLF PROVIDES RELIEF & FRIENDSHIP! "


We need "A Little Help From Our Friends" too!

That's YOU!

Your '555 TEAM' hopes your 'Golf Ventures' are all 'FUN' and getting even better!

Remember, if you have what seems to be even 'A Silly Little Question', "JUST ASK US!" We are here because you are there! Don't be bashful! Lean on us! "DO IT NOW!"




Remember,

'You Do Not Have To Get 'IT Right!
But You Do Have To Get 'IT' Going'!

'IT JUST TAKES A CLICK BELOW TO JOIN!
"LOCKER ROOM or CASUAL"




We are always generously at your full '24/7/365' service as an ever better 'One Stop Golf Information & How To Guide'. Our combined specialties and commitment are second to none! You already know that and we can't wait to help you more!

If your associates and 'Golf Buddies' are 'FITNESS MECHANICAL CANDIDATES', or just crazy about this 'GOLF SILLINESS', please tell them right away about our broad-based services. You can 'FORWARD THIS E-MAIL' at the bottom of the page. Scroll down and 'Do It Now'!
There are 'Gifts' for helping us grow!

Let us know you did! We will soon be 'Rewarding You For Your Referrals'!

Look for ''The Rest Of The Story" in just days!


The balance of this 'Byrdys Bytes Bulletin' is important information about our 'Locker Room Membership' included for your convenience. Now being an 'LRM' is even more valuable.'Get Joined Up'! You will appreciate the ever growing benefits and friendship! We have twenty plus year customers for a reason!

Thank you for your valuable time!


with your help .....

'The 555 Army Is Growing'!


' SUCCESSFUL COACHING
DEMANDS PROGRESS '

if you have 'NOT' already 'Joined The Locker Room' .....

"GIVE US A FEW MINUTES
OF YOUR TIME
AND JOIN
THE EXCLUSIVE 555 LOCKER ROOM
NOW!"


MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS BIG BENEFITS!

One is that you can get your very own 'Certified 555 Master Teaching Professional' 'ON RETAINER' full time. If you have an issue or just a simple question, all you have to do is write a convenient confidential 'e-Mail' or make a simple telephone call! The entire very talented '555 TEAM' is behind you! Does not get much better than that!



'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED'


We have budgeted well into the future as good golfers plan ahead! That's just 'Course Management'! There will be no price increases until after the 'Spring 2007' so you can arrange a great gift or even a Christmas present at your leisure! Does your '555 TEAM' ever plan ahead!




" B E N E F I T S "

1) 'BYRDYS BYTES BULLETINS' (free)
2) '555 QUESTIONS & ANSWERS' (free)
3) '555 SUGGESTED PRODUCTS' (free)
4) 'The 555 Golf Newsletter'
5) 'A Little Around The Fringe'
6) 'The Golf Doctor's Diary'
7) '555 Golf Editorials'
8) 'Put Your Pro On Retainer'
9) 'Discounts On All 555 Goods & Services
10) 'Full Access To The '555golf.com' website
11) '555InterActiveGolf.com' website




When you become a
'LOCKER ROOM MEMBER'
you also get access to all the growing
'555golf.com' website benefits!
We are going to provide you
'Locally Discounted Green Fees'!
(The new site will be up very soon.)


Building a "555 YES I CAN ATTITUDE!"
makes good things happen!
Stay very 'Positive In Golf & Life'!


You can get in the '555 LOOP' right now by going to the 'Yellow Subscription Box' at the top of this 'Byrdys Bytes Bulletin'. Enter your 'E- Mail Address' and then click on the 'Join Now Button'. Follow the prompts! This process will 'Update Your Personal Information' and 'Confirm Your Opt In Subscription'. We need to know these facts!

Formally 'Joining The 555 Golf Locker Room' insures your receipt of all the current and future information and benefits that we have now faithfully provided for decades.

Remember, if you have just three good friends, or more, whom you feel would benefit from knowing the '555 TEAM Goods & Services', let them know of this 'Locker Room Membership Drive' as soon as you can! Just doing this, and their joining 'As A Casual Member ONLY', will enable you to earn a 'Complimentary One Full Year Membership' or 'Credits Towards Future Purchases' from our soon to be launched and newly remodelled '555golf.com Website' as a 'THANK YOU GIFT'!



Your '555 Team' have all walked a mile in your 'Golf Moccasins'! We have been frustrated and suffered along the way just like you.

We are grateful for having done that!

Now you do not need to learn the hard way!

So many of us are really crazy about this 'Silly Game'! And the asylum isn't full yet!


"Welcome Aboard!"

'Enjoy The Ride!"



You can always come and see your '555 TEAM @ WaterChase' to discuss personal needs. Coffee is on the house! We will spend some time evaluating your skills and build a game plan that will help you improve quickly and permanently! The 'Golf Swing' is not rocket science!


555 Locker Room Membership
$48.00 annually or $6.00 per month
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555 LOCKER ROOM MEMBERSHIP

Annual One Time Payment Choice
amortizes at only $4.00 / mo
'Keeping You Totally In The 555 Golf Loop'

If you want to purchase a '555 Subscription' for a good friend or associate, simply make your purchase and then notify us to whom you want it delivered. We just need their 'E-mail Address'. You can do this via our 'E-mail' link below. We shall let them know the gift is from you. Thanks!

'By The Way!' We will give you the same 'One Year Locker Room Membership' "FREE Of Charge" just for being so thoughtful of your friend!

'Put Another Way!' If you purchase a 'One Year Locker Room Membership', we will enable you to 'GIFT' the same one year list of privileges described above to a friend!

'POPULAR GESTURE'


Our Price: $48.00 USD

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555 LOCKER ROOM MEMBERSHIP

Monthly Payment Choice
'Keeping You Totally In The 555 Golf Loop'

If you want to purchase this '555 Subscription' for a good friend or associate, simply make your purchase and then notify us to whom you want it delivered. We just need their 'E-mail Address'. You can do this via our 'E-mail' link below. We shall let them know the gift is from you. Thanks!


Our Price: $6.00 USD

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555 THREE SESSION PACKAGE
GIFT CERTIFICATES

One '2 Hour Private Session' with Karl Fischer, 'Certified International Master Teaching Professional', can be provided at a discounted rate of $175.00. This includes a 'Brief' before the lesson and a 'De-Brief' after with a carefully explained and written summary. 'HSVC' Video Swing Analysis is available for your benefit.

This '555 Special' is a 'THREE SESSION PACKAGE' that will provide about 6 hours of one-on-one instruction over a period of approximately one month. The package will include some on-course management. You will get to play 18 holes! ('Green Fee Extra')

PERFECT PERSONAL or CORPORATE GIFT!

'Limited Time Offer'
$399.00
(regularly $750.00 per person)

You can add a second or third fellow golfer for a
'50% DISCOUNT'
(cost $200.00 each)


You'll be popular!

This purchase offer is valid until the end of September, 2006. Use of your 'Gift Certificate' is valid until the end of the 2006 year. Get connected to your '555 TEAM' soon!

If you and/or your friend are from 'Out Of Town', we will gladly arrange your accommodation and transportation. It is common for golfers to complete the 'Three Session Package' in three days. You'll enjoy the hard work and results!

If you just want to take a single 'Two Hour Session', please purchase below and then contact your '555 TEAM' for personal arrangements via our 'Contact Us' link or by our 'E-mail Address' listed below. It will be great to see you!

'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED'


Our Price: $399.00 USD

Buy Now |
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555 PRIVATE LESSON GIFT CERTIFICATES

One '2 Hour Private Session' with Karl Fischer, 'Certified International Master Teaching Professional', can be provided at this special discounted rate of $175.00. This includes a 'Brief' before the lesson and a 'De-Brief' after with a carefully explained and written summary. (Regular Book Rate $250.00 per hour)

'HSVC' Video Swing Analysis is available for your benefit.

If you just want to take a single 'Two Hour Session', please purchase that time here. Remember, the discounted 'Three Session Package' is a great value!

Then contact your '555 TEAM' via our 'Contact Us' link or by our 'E-mail Address' listed below so we can get started providing your valuable preparatory information.

We will schedule your private session as soon as we mutually determine the most convenient time.

If you are from 'Out Of Town', we will gladly organize your convenient accommodation and transportation.

It will be great to meet you and then help your game improve so more good things can happen! Together we can do just that!

'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED'


Our Price: $175.00 USD

Buy Now |


We are committed to you and your friends having more 'FUN' at this 'Silly Game' where you chase a ball around pretty property with a stick trying to knock it into a very small hole in the ground.

To move on this challenge, you must take the next step and drop by to see us! The 'Off Season' really is a good time to keep both your hands in the game. It's about that old 'GRIP' you know!

We always look forward to visiting with you.

Any questions? 'JUST ASK US!'

E-Mail or call us at (817) 673-8888 any time!


IT IS ALWAYS REALLY NICE HAVING YOU
AROUND OUR PLACE!


Karl M. Fischer,
IGAD, CIMTP, CMCB, CGC

The 555 Golf Academy

phone: 817.673.8888


PS. 'DEMAND '4 For 3 Tee Times'!


It's A Buyer's Market!