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We believe that nothing is more important than serving the needs of our clients. We like to touch base on a regular basis so that we know what you need and how to help. We send our Client Call to you each month to let you know that your business is important to us. In every issue, we strive to find the most interesting, effective information and web-based tools for our clients.
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We won't start out by wishing you a "Happy Tax Day" - we value your friendship and business too much!
In past March/April issues of the ClientCall, we've offered links to websites for online filing and suggestions for making the annual event less painful. This April, we'll give you some helpful hints, but our theme this month is "have a good laugh and live longer, but you'll still kick the bucket. As you know, only two things are certain in life: death and taxes." Below are links to some funny stuff (warning: a couple of jokes have some mild adult humor) written by professionals (meaning: not the staff of the ClientCall). So, let's start laughing! Tax Advisors and Tax Auditors:
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile." "Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash." http://www.workjoke.com/tax-advisors-and-tax-auditors-jokes.html#527If computer errors were written as haikus
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. The file you need might be very useful. But now it is gone Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams... for the full Haiku, click here: http://www.workjoke.com/computers'-support-staff-jokes.html#271
Rules for Work:
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs. 5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic. 6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work... click here for the rest of the rules: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/rules-for-work |
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25 Common Characteristics of Successful Entrepreneurs Do you have what it takes to get through the recession? Here are the traits that get home based business owners through the hard times. By James Stephenson, March 13, 2009
Regardless of your definition of success, there are, oddly enough, a great number of common characteristics that are shared by successful businesspeople... click here for the full article: http://www.entrepreneur.com/homebasedbiz/article200730.html |
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How long should you hold on to your tax records and related documents? The IRS has an answer for you: "The length of time you should keep a document depends on the action, expense, or event the document records. Generally, you must keep your records that support an item of income or deductions on a tax return until the period of limitations for that return runs out..." Your eyes are crossing - we can tell. The standard answer is seven years, but please, please do not take our word for it. Check with your tax advisor or click on the IRS.gov link for the official response: http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/article/0,,id=98513,00.html For more FAQs about filing your tax returns and other tax questions, click here: http://www.irs.gov/faqs/index.html | |
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