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Our mission was inspired by Jim Valvano's speech at the ESPYs. He was diagnosed with terminal cancer months before. He would eventually lose his battle nearly two months after this speech.
     In his speech, he gives his thoughts on life. He said "To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special" .

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Laugh
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.

The bartender looks at the guy and asks:
"What's wrong with your turtle?"

"Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!"
"Not a chance!", replies the barkeep.

"Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there."

So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees.
The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog.

Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says -

"I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!"





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Daily Thinking Exercises

Getting Across  
Ms. Waters and her twins, Danny and Anny, want to cross from the east side of the river to the west side in a canoe. But the canoe can hold no more than 200 pounds. Ms. Waters weighs 160 pounds, and Danny and Anny weigh 100 pounds each. How can all three of them reach the other side of the river in the canoe?

Answer

Can You Explain?  
To answer these questions, you have to let your brain think in different ways than you may be used to. Here's an example: Question: A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?
Answer: She was walking.
See if you can let your brain switch directions to answer these questions:

  1. Two students are sitting on opposite sides of the same desk. There is nothing in between them but the desk. Why can't they see each other?
  2. Two students are sitting on opposite sides of the same desk. There is nothing in between them but the desk. Why can't they see each other?
  3. There are only two T's in Timothy Tuttle. True or false?
Answer
 



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On Wisconsin


"On Wisconsin" is the official state song of Wisconsin and the fight song of the  University of Wisconsin. It was composed in 1909. It was inspired by a 18 year-old Civil War hero named Arthur MacArthur.
Arthur McArthur was a first lieutenant in the 24th Wisconsin serving under General Grant at the battle of Chaatanooga on November 25,1863. The 24th Wisconsin was part of an assault on an impossible postion called Missionary Ridge. During the assault, when the soldier assigned to carry the battle flag of the 24th Wisconsin fell to an enemy bayonet, another soldier rushed forward to hoist the flag.  The roar of cannon fire filled the ridge and the second color bearer fell, decapitated by a cannon ball.  Bloody and wounded, Arthur MacArthur retrieved the colors himself.  Raising the already battle-scared flag high he turned to his troops with the shout "On Wisconsin!" and proceeded up the ridge.  As MacArthur reached the summit he firmly planted the staff of the flag in the ground.  Below him the advancing soldiers saw their flag, battered and scarred, waving in the breeze at the top of the precipice.  Their hearts filled with inspiration they surged forward, doing the improbable, achieving victory at Missionary Ridge.


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