| Bartow County Republican Party Monthly Meeting Saturday |
Bartow County Republican Party Meeting
DATE: Saturday, June 27, 2009
TIME: 9:00 AM
LOCATION: Slope's BBQ
1132 N. Tennessee Street, Cartersville
Featured Speaker:
Secretary of State and 2010 Gubernatorial Candidate Karen Handel
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Reading for Extra Credit
Keeping Up With The World of Politics, Government and Social Issues of the Day
The War on Terror is over, replaced by an overseas contingency operation. There will never be another terrorist attack, only man-made disasters (unless a Christian or Fox News watcher blows something up). Global warming has been replaced by climate change. Government no longer spends our tax money recklessly, it makes long-term investments. Re-branding madness has consumed Washington, so says Judson Berger.
So much for ending the Bush administration's "culture of secrecy"...the White House moved to restrict criticism of the "stimulus" package. Curse those pesky 1st Amendment rights...so inconvenient.
And finally, don't forget to go to work tomorrow because...
The TOP 10 Signs the Stimulus Package isn't working:
10. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 9. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
8. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
7. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 6. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
4 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
3. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
2. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
And my favorite indicator of all...
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Have a great week everyone and look for reasons to smile! Just remember that Jimmy Carter brought us Ronald Reagan. See you Saturday.
God Bless You! |