WARNING: This newsletter may offend some people.  We do not pretend to be 'P.C'. or concerned for your feelings.  It is not our intention to offend or hurt anyone, but we really don't care if we do.

Thank you for reading another installment of SIT REP!  Let's start with a reality check right off the bat.  If you half-ass your way through your workouts you will NEVER get results.  If you believe those infomercials that tell you that you can get results using some piece of shit gimmick a couple times a week for 20 minutes then you are an idiot!  Grab that piece of crap and throw it in the garbage so you can get rid of that constant reminder of how you wasted your money in these tough economic times.  Wake up people!  Their is no substitute for a lot of hard work.  Yes, a lot.  Get out their and bust your ass 5 or 6 days a week and eat well and you will start to shrink.  Anyone who tells you that you can see significant measurable results from working out 2-3 times a week is a fool.  If you really don't like the way you look then put down the ice cream and GO WORKOUT!  Saying you don't have time is the lamest excuse out there.  You have time, trust us.  We feel it's important to not b.s. you or baby you with lies or half truths.  Hope you appreciate this.  Don't get mad, get moving TURD!

Love,

Laz and Andy

 

Now get off your ass and get to work! 

 

Sincerely,

 

Laz and Andy