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Great Headlines...
proof reading is a dying art!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
-- It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! Too funny...
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says -- No kidding, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
-- Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
-- What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
-- No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
-- See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
-- I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while
-- Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
-- Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
-- They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
-- You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
-- He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
-- Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
-- That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks -- Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
-- Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
-- Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is .....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead -- Did I read that right?
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