Q: You scratched your favorite CD. Should you gently smear the scratch with: (a) mayonnaise; (b) toothpaste; or Vaseline?
     A: Mademoiselle magazine says rinse it with mild   soap and water, dry it, then smear a tad of plain white toothpaste on the scratch. Wipe from the center out, then rinse and dry again.

Q: To whiten your teeth, should you brush vigorously after dipping your toothbrush in: (a) mashed potatos; (b) mashed bananas; or (c) mashed strawberries?
     A: Mashed strawberries (800 Household Hints & Tips by Pamela Gross, 1997).

     Q: In a survey reported in McCall's magazine, which of their husband's physical features did more wives say they'd like to change: (a) height; (b) weight; or (c) lack of style?
     A: 32% wanted to change their husband's weight; 22% lack of style; 9% height; 11% lack of hair.

         Q: Is the oldest river in North America: (a) the Geezer River in Manitoba; (b) the New River in West Virginia; or (c) the Neosho River in Kansas?
     A: A deep valley in lower West Virginia is considered to be the oldest geological formation in North America. The river that runs through it is called the New River. (There's no Geezer River in Manitoba.)

     Q: In a study at the University of Michigan School of Public Health, which group of teenagers were less likely to drink and drive, carry a weapon, use tobacco, and get into fights: (a) those who attended religious services regularly; (b) those who did not attend religious services; or (c) made no difference?
     A: Those who attended religious services. They also were more likely to wear seat belts, eat a healthful diet, exercise, and get adequate sleep.

         Q: Each year does the Moon move away from the Earth by: (a) two inches; (b) two feet; or (c) two miles?
     A: Two inches.

     Q: Supermarket shopping carts last about ten years. During that time, are the wheels replaced: (a) once; (b) twice; or (c) three times?
     A: Three times (columnist L.M. Boyd).

     Q: How many women now regularly wear shoes with heels higher than one inch to work: (a) 15%; (b) 25%; or (c) 35%?
     A: 25%. Low heels help prevent leg and feet injuries (American Orthopedic Foot & Ankle Society, Park Ridge, Illinois).

     Q: Is Eternal Ink the official newsletter of: (a) The Association of People Whose Cheap Ballpoint Pens Have Leaked in Their Shirt Pockets; (b) The Christian Tattoo Association; or (c) The Indelible Ink Manufacturers Association?
     A: The Christian Tattoo Association (in Willmar, Minnesota).

     Q: Could most Canadians save 15% on their auto insurance by raising the deductibles to: (a) $250; (b) $500; or (c) $1,000?
     A: $500 (Weekend magazine).