Drews Sign It Pty Ltd
Food For Thought...
Compiled by Shane Drew
June 2010
In this issue
Why Me?
Our Services
About the Writer
A Quote to Remember
Fake Breasts
You're kidding, right?
10 Top Driving Tips
Aphorisms
Why Me?
 
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About the writer
 
Shane Drew 
 
Shane Drew has been involved in the sign industry since 1992. 
 
Before that he had a very successful career in sales, winning several Sales Awards before deciding on a career change in his early 30's.
 
Shane has been writing freelance articles since 2002 and is a sign industry mentor for sign shops both in Australia and Europe, is a regular contributor to Europe's biggest sign industry forum, and is well known in local circles for his passion about the Australian Sign Industry.
 
Shane is Managing Director of Drews Sign It Pty Ltd, a family business who are supporters of several major charities and not-for-profit organisations.
 
A recent highlight is his appointment as a Green Guardian for his support of Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, on Queensland's Southern Gold Coast
 
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A Quote to remember 
 
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison

 
 

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Greetings!
 
Welcome to our June edition, and this month sees us extremely busy for the whole month.
 
We are effectively book solid for the entire June and into July, with only a few spare appointments over the entire period. It seems everyone wants signage finished before the end of our financial year. 
 
Several clients have contacted me over recent months wanting to know if there is a 'formula' for text sizes versus distances read. I have taken the liberty to publish the generally accepted 'formula' with the sign industry.
 
When designing or roughing out signs, its alway wise to keep these figures in the back of your mind.  
 
I'm also please to advise that we now take account payments online via Paypals dedicated and secure site. You can check it out here  
 
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 Letter Height (mm)    Maximum Readable
Distance (m) Max Impact (m)
50 15 6
75 30 9
100 46 12
150 61 18
200 107 24
225 122 27
250 137 30
300 160 37
380 192 46
460 229 55
610 305 73
760 381 91
915 457 110
1065 533 128
1220 610 146
1370 686 165
1525 762 183
Fake Breasts?
or.... is that what I think it is ....?
  
Coming Home 
 
When a baby is on its way, mothers-to-be can often expect a plethora of knitted presents such as clothes and blankets.
 
Now a group of women have gone one better- commissioned by the NHS in the UK to knit 150 woollen breasts.
 
The breasts are made by the Somerset Mothers' Union and used to teach techniques for breast feeding - and how to deal with problems such as blocked ducts and mastitis.
 
The fake breasts are issued to health visitors and community nurses who help support new mothers. This is a change from the past when trainers had to use balloons to demonstrate feeding skills.
 
Knitted breasts have been popular in the US for some time, where groups such as Knitting for Knockers make prosthetics for women hit by breast cancer.
 
Did you know that men get mastitis too? As a young lad I had the unfortunate experience of having it. Very painful, but I can't imagine the pain if you were breast feeding. Its a pretty common complaint with surfboard riders being constantly hit on the chest with their surfboards. But it can also be attributed to boys, as in my case, who have been in a fight. I hasten to add I was the victim not the perpetrator.
 
The perpetrator was a kid called Ian 'basher' Munro. Nasty piece of goods... The last I heard he was applying for parole..
 
(source: metro.co.uk)
You're Kidding, right?
Email illiteracy coming to an office near you..... 
 
Simon Kearney, author of a publication titled "Emails, computers making Aussie workers dumb"  makes some interesting observations.
 
According to a report by the Australian Industry Group (AIG), the use of email and computers in workplaces has created a new literacy problem in Australia's workforce, affecting otherwise skilled and educated workers, .
The survey measured the state of literacy and numeracy skills in 338 businesses employing about 56,000 workers.
 
Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard said "It's something we wouldn't have seen reported by business before, there would be many older professionals that do need assistance to deal with things like email addresses."
 
The report found that the use of email or web-based communication had uncovered another layer of illiteracy: "employees who have a reasonable level of literacy skill but are unable to complete some workplace tasks to the standard required".  "This included tasks like using appropriate email language in communications between employees and external customers. "Some employers reported that employees with high-level technical skills, such as engineers, were poor communicators within workplace settings."
 
One-in-four businesses indicated they had concerns about the literacy and numeracy of apprentices and technicians that they were employing.
AIG chief executive Heather Ridout said the issue had become a big problem. "The skill intensity of jobs is rising all the time," she said.
The report found the services industry was most affected, with 16 per cent of service companies saying they were highly affected by poor literacy and numeracy, compared with 7 per cent of manufacturing companies and 3 per cent of construction firms.
 
Simon draws attention to several problem areas of Literacy/numeracy issues in the workplace:
 
  1. Too much reliance on calculators for simple maths tasks 
  2. Employees' fear of giving presentations due to lack of communication skills
  3. Employees unable to complete necessary training due to literacy issues
  4. Inappropriate language used in emails
 
Is anyone really surprised? In my day, we had to count money back into a customers hand if we worked in a shop. Now they just have to do as the computer tells them to. No thinking required.
 
When I went to school, we had to re tell a story after we read a book. That apparently helped grow our imagination. Now the kids just watch a DVD. No imagination required.
 
Of course, without an imagination, we don't amount to anything.
 
In the modern era, we are now having to learn how NOT to spell.
 
SMS terms like txt (text), m8 (mate), Howru (How Are You), lol (laugh out loud), roflol (rolling on the floor laughing out loud) and of course WTF (why the face)....
 
Who talks like that anyway?
 
(source: news.com.au)
Top 10 tips for sharing the roads with trucks
 
Long and heavy vehicles on the roads can cause frustration. However, if you know how to share the roads with such vehicles as well as the road rules they abide by you can negotiate them more easily and confidently.
 
1. Truck-wise : There are many types of large vehicles on the road. Know how to identify them and you can anticipate what to expect when you are on the road with one.
 
Oversize trucks are wider, longer or higher than a normal truck, or they can be a combination of these. They have an orange light that flashes and are sometimes also escorted in front and/or behind, so allow extra room to overtake.
 
Long vehicles tow a combination of trailers with a total length of 25 to 26 metres. They are permitted to travel up to 100 km/h and are common on many roads.
 
2. Don't cut in : It's dangerous to cut into a gap in front of a truck as they slow for traffic lights or when on the highway. For every 5 km/h a truck travels, it needs a space equivalent to its length to stop - that's a lot of space, particularly if a truck is doing 100 km/h.
 
 3. Do not overtake turning vehicle : The sign 'Do not overtake turning vehicle' on the back of trucks warns you that the truck needs more room when it turns and can legally turn from the centre lane. Don't move into the truck's blind spot to the left when it turns - if you can't see the driver's face in their mirrors, they can't see you.
 
4. Maintain your speed : When a truck overtakes you, maintain your speed - don't accelerate. If anything, ease up on the accelerator.
 
5. Overtake with care : A truck is longer than a car, so you need more road to pass. When you're sure it's safe, signal, move out and pass sensibly.
 
6. Roundabouts : That 'Do not overtake turning vehicle' sign applies at roundabouts too. Larger trucks need to make wide turns and often need the entire road. Truck drivers try to anticipate traffic flow at roundabouts to avoid stopping, so the truck is not trying to race you onto the roundabout, the driver is simply trying to facilitate the smooth flow of traffic. If the truck has to stop, a slow start can cause a traffic jam.
 
7. 100 km/h 'speed limiting' : Speed limiting, when referring to trucks, means that no engine power is delivered above 100 km/h. However, gravity can still push a truck faster downhill. Truck drivers like to be at the maximum legal speed as they approach hills to lessen traffic delays, but if they slow as they travel uphill or overtake, they're doing the best they can.
 
8. Towing caravans and boats : When a truck goes to overtake you, maintain your speed and don't move off the road - moving left only makes controlling your trailer more difficult.
 
 9. Night lights : When you come up behind a truck dip your lights early as truck mirrors are large and don't have an anti-glare position.
 
10. Courtesy on the roads : Courtesy and patience prevent road rage and may even save your life. A friendly wave is more welcome than an angry fist.
 
NRMA also suggests that you try not to let the size of the vehicle intimidate you. If everyone on the road respects the road rules and each other, we can expect to enjoy safer and more pleasant road journeys.
(source : NRMA)
Aphorism
A short, pointed sentence expressing a wise, clever observation; a general truth or adage...
 
This was sent to me by a good mate of mine. Thought it was worth sharing..
 
    1. The nicest thing about the future is it always starts tomorrow.
    2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 
    3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 
    4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
    5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 
    6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
    7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many  people a company can operate without.
    8. Why is it that, at class reunions, you feel younger than everyone else looks?
    9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
    10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who anxiously awaits his 16th birthday.
    11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
    12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM:  It could be a right number.
    13. No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
    14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
    15. Be careful reading the fine print There's no way you're going to like it.
    16. The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size bucket.
    17. Do you realize in about 40 years we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?
    18. After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
    19. We can't change the wind, but we can adjust our sails.
and finally, if you really want to see how the other half live, weinterrupt.com gives you a good idea, in an article called 'Weirdest Legal Name Changes'.
 
Twenty-six-year-old Garry Fisher was inspired by the nerdy hero played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse in the comedy film Superbad, for his name change to McLovin .
 
He said the move was meant to remind him to take life less seriously and enjoy himself more.
 
It could be worse I guess. He could have liked the Back to the Future flicks and settled for McFly, so we - or he - should be thankful for something.
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Daniel Westfallen made an idiotic bet to change his name during a night on the town. Apparently his mates put names into a hat and Happy Spanners came out. His boss picked the middle name, so he now answers to Happy Adjustable Spanners.
 
John Anthony Westwood changed his name by deed poll to John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club Westwood, to show his sheer dedication to his football team in 1989. He also has 60 Portsmouth tattoos, the club crest shaved onto his head and the 'PFC' engraved on his teeth.
 
But wait, it gets worse.
 
25  year old Aron William James Brown picked Aron Mufasa Columbo Fonzerelli Ball In A Cup Boogie Woogie Brown.
 
He chose the name from his various obsessions: Mufasa is from the Lion King, the legendary detective Columbo and The Fonz from Happy Days, as well as the game Ball In A Cup (because of an obsession with it). 'Boogie Woogie' was simply selected to inject a bit more mirth into his moniker. Better than Billy Brown I suppose.
 
Stockbroker Chris Brewer decided on Tintin Captain Haddock Confused Brewer.
 
Tintin - his nickname because of his receding hairline - and Captain Haddock, another Tintin reference and a nod to his Grimsby Town affiliation (their mascot is a haddock). 'Confused' came from a private joke between Chris and his mates.
 
I'd respectfully suggest that too much alcohol was one of the main ingredients in the name change process. One of those 'good ideas at the time'
 
I hope this edition gave you more food for thought anyway.
 
Until next month, keep smiling and take care,
 
Sincerely,
 
 
Shane Drew