When all the world is a beta-test, is a 7% failure rate acceptable?

Yesterday, thousands of people waited for hours, to spend a few hundred bucks, to be the first in their neighborhood to get Apple's new iPhone 4.  Once they got one, many ran outside to place that first call to an envious friend or co-worker.  Unfortunately, for many of them, the call went through slowly, if at all.

This may be a result of a failure of a highly-touted design innovation in the phone.  Call it a "ballyhoo backfire." The new iPhone uses the metal strip surrounding the phone as an external antenna, as opposed to having the antenna within the device, as all phones previously did.  This increased exposure is supposed to dramatically improve reception.  But many people are reporting that, when they hold the phone in a certain way, their hand is effectively blocking all reception.

PC Magazine coined the phrase, "death grip," in describing the problem.  Apple was forced to respond with a statement that read, "Gripping any phone will result in some attenuation of its antenna performance with certain places being worse than others depending on the placement of the antennas. This is a fact of life for every wireless phone...avoid gripping it in the lower left corner in a way that covers both sides of the black strip in the metal band, or simply use one of many available cases."

OK, who grips the phone in such a way that they tend to cover the lower left corner?  The same folks who tend to elbow you when they sit next to you at the dinner table.  They throw funny curve balls.  Phil Mickelson is one; so is President Obama.  Yup, it's those dang lefties.  Who make up about 7% of the population. 

Oops, so much for product testing.  And welcome to crisis mode.  Out at Apple, the engineering department just went into hyper-drive.  They need to get that patch, or update, into the market as soon as possible. 

But we suggest that maybe they should slow down.  Maybe this isn't a crisis.  Maybe it's a lucrative new marketing opportunity.  Think about it.

Coming soon to your neighborhood Best Buy:  the all-new, fully-functional, lightning-fast Apple iphone.  Now available in 4L!!

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