Your assignment today is
to write a story of only about 1500 words.
But there's a catch: all the words in your story have to be two
syllables or less, OK? Oh, there's one
other thing: you can only use a total of 236 different words, so you'll have to
repeat a lot of them. Oh, we also forgot
to mention: it can't be prose, it has to be a poem. In fact, it has to be in anapestic tetrameter,
which goes like this, "da-da-Dum, da-da-DUM, da-da-DUM, da-da-DUM" over and
over again. This is all pretty simple,
right? Well, here's the final challenge:
write something so engaging that it becomes a cultural icon and becomes one of
the most popular stories of all time. OK? Ya think you can do that?
We don't know if Ted
Geisel thought he could pull it off, but he did. He had read an article in Life Magazine that
criticized children's books and challenged someone to do better. Geisel rose to the challenge. He talked to a publisher, who provided him a
list of 400 words that young readers should learn. Geisel cut the list down to 223, and added a
few that weren't on the list, and wrote a story containing only 236 simple words. (221 of the words are a single syllable, 14
have two syllables, and only 1, "another," has three syllables.) To give the story a little juice, Geisel
wrote it as a poem.
The first line of the story
goes like this: "The sun did not shine. It was
too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day." The story is about a little boy and his
sister Sally who are visited by a mischievous cat dressed in a red bow tie and
a red-and-white striped hat, who performs all sorts of daring tricks. While standing on a ball, he balances a
teacup, a glass of milk, a cake, three books, the family goldfish, a rake, a
toy boat, a toy man, a red fan and his umbrella. He essentially tears the house apart, and
then, miraculously, cleans it all up only seconds before the children's mother
arrives home.
"The Cat in the Hat" was
published 53 years ago today. It retailed for $2, and a year later the price
was reduced to $1.95. It has since sold over
11MM copies, making it the 9th best-selling children's book of all
time. It has been translated into over a
dozen languages: in Latin, it is known as "Cattus Petastus" (note the two-syllable
words) and in Yiddish it is "di Kats der Payats." Oy.
And looking at it now,
it's all so simple, right? Anybody could
do it. Even you. All that stands between you and literary
immortality is one little story. 236
tiny words. Go ahead, we dare you, give
it a try. It should be easy...
Hey, you can now read old installments of the quick Sliver in
our online archive. Just go here: http://archive.constantcontact.com/fs015/1103023679528/archive/1103033975377.html
