"Justin Halpern's dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He's brilliant, and his son's book is absolutely hilarious." (A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All )

Sh*t My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. It's refreshing at a time when we're all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense." (Janet Evanovich, Time Magazine )

"If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes." (Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like )

"Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny." (Maxim )

"This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." (Chelsea Handler )

"Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching-and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book." (Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club )

"A fun gift book that is bound to crack up anyone who flips through it." (Los Angeles Times )

"Read this unless you're allergic to laughing." (Kristen Bell )