A quote from Tenneva Jordan, "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."  

For me it kind of depends on what kind of pie but then again nobody said being a mom was going to be easy.  Today we celebrate beautiful and wonderful you, a beautiful, giving, loving and caring Mother.  I hope your day is as special as you are and you indulge in that piece of pie.  Happy Mother's Day.