The plastic surgeons are booked

A line of turkeys out the door

It's all Lap-Band and lipo

Turkeys scream, "Take off more!"

Turkey boot camps are full

They're feeling the burn

It's time to get thin

From their stem to their stern

Jillian Michaels is yelling

"Come on, work the thighs!"

"My bodyfat's 40!"

The proud turkey cries!

As the turkeys get thinner

It's our time to gain weight

With that crazy aunt or that uncle

Food piled high on our plate

It's a time to relax

Don't think of your job

Watch a Twilight Zone marathon

Wear a robe, be a slob

Enjoy the last weekend

Before shopping begins

Greet family and friends

With a hugs, love, & grins

It's a time to give thanks

For all that we've got

And a time to give something

To those that have not

First thanks to W. Brown

For a small gift of time

A few hours of peace

Enjoy Life in your prime

We close at noon on Wednesday

~ Written by John Krebs ~