Don't say that it's over
It's just now begun
Another summer that promised
Relaxation and fun
I'm so close on my diet
To look bathing suit svelte
Just one month away
From another notch on my belt
Just 30 more days
That's all I need to look great
Before the holiday meals
Pile food on my plate
At least the young boys of summer
Are the Little League kings
That's a reason to party
And enjoy what life brings
So close out this summer
Away from the "Man"
It's a weekend for workers
To do the least that they can
So junk all those diets
No more celery and dry toast
No earthquakes and storms
Like on the east coast
Have some ice cream and pie
Some guacamole and chips
Cake and some cookies
BBQ some tri-tips
Enjoy family and friends
Befriend a raccoon
On Labor Day Friday
We're closing at noon