Eight hours a day
In front of three screens
Gotta make enough money
To buy 7 Jeans

 

Get out of town now

Go see mom and dad

There's a home for rent cheap

In Islamabad

 

Break out the burgers

Some dogs and a steak

Watch a House Hunters marathon

And eat chocolate cake

 

Have a day without makeup

No shaving, no pants!

Watch Oprah's last show

And sing tribal chants

 

Don't think of the office

Whatever you do

W. Browns gift of time

On Friday, we're closing at 2  

 

~ Written by John Krebs