From boot camps to Botox
The turkeys' workout
They are sweating off inches
To look thin and not stout
"Just half portions please"
Pushing food plates away
It's hard to not gorge
At the Butterball buffet
It's a bad time of year
To go supersize
'I'll have steroid-laced acorns
But pass on the fries"
Let the turkeys' stress out
Making it through one more season
We humans eat big
Don't need much of a reason
Have the large wardrobe ready
Let the belt out a notch
Make those TSA guys work
To locate your crotch
More important than food
Take some time to reflect
On your family and friends
It's a time to connect
~Written by John Krebs
