A Thanksgiving Story
of sacrifice & survival from the Management at W. Brown
 

 Jenny Craig's full of turkeys
They want to be thin
They're telling the grocer
"I'm not fat, that's all skin!"
 
They're doing Pilates
Breast reductions abound
They want to look anorexic
Not big, fat and round
 
But, try as they will
To look like beef jerky
It's them we'll be eating
Not a pile of tofurky
 
So, grab a sister or brother
And that uncle you hate
And gather together
Food piled high on your plate
 
Consume a months worth of calories
All in one sitting
Don't even think to try standing
'Til your stomach is splitting
 
Don't think of swine flu
Next week you're immune
Enjoy free time next Wednesday
We're closing at noon

W. Brown & Associates will be closing early this Wednesday (11/25) in observance of the Thanksgiving holiday.

Warm Regards,